Now for some reason I can’t seem to pop twice in an hours booking although can in civvie sex. So when I saw this ad saying 2 pops in half an hour, I thought, “Challenged accepted”.
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External Link/Members OnlyI was looking forward to this, even though the girl was a mystery this intrigued me more. I normally only have one shot on goal in a booking, so I always try to make it a 1998,World cup Michael Owen type wonder goal. Texts and calls made and booking sorted quite easily, good English.
Flat on Sunbridge Road, and I had high hopes as one of my best ever shags was on Sunbridge Road. Parked up out of eye-shot made the call and told to come up as door is ajar.
Ran up the stairs, almost tripping over me own boner to get there and there are a few girls in this gaff, I saw one, a bit ruff.
A slim girl with black hair was my hostess for the half hour, into a bedroom and she was cold and abrupt no warm that all. Very small tits, long limbed and skinny, a stoney, hard knock life type face and no bum to grab or smack, her bum cheeks didn’t even fill out her knickers properly….very sad…and I love a nice bum. £45 paid for half an hour which she handed to a mate just outside the door and back to start stripping.
A Romanian, surprise surprise, any attempt at my small talk was batted aside. Onto the bed, 2 mins of Crap shallow up and down BJ’ing and she was reaching for the Connies.
She slapped it on like she was stuffing envelopes in a factory then swung a leg over in RCG for some very impersonal mundane and lack-lustre bouncing. After a bit of that I went for some Doggie while grabbing her shoulders and going for it to blow in the bag. She hands me some wet wipes and starts getting dressed and we’re only about 15 mins in. “Hey, we got time to go again ” I said, No babee, no time..she said.
Okay Okay so I knew I wasn’t gonna get hard again in that time but that’s beside the point isn’t it?..
There was no pretence, no massaging my ego, a charity blow job or trying to help me get there, even a semi would have been nice. It was time for my boxers and make my down the stairs and out.
Now I know that the title,”2 times in 30 mins” means is her doing 2 punters in 30 mins conveyor style and not 2 pops from 1. Oh well, the quest continues
Return? Fuck no! To be avoided unless you like the dead fish impressions in a punt.
