Tantric Massage - Kristina - Paddington

[Gent1337]

It's that time of the year when our balls are full, they need scratching, they need more attention than ever . It's that time for another "documentation" of a very good massage service provider.

As mentioned in my previous (first) review, I have been regularly to this place. So much in fact that if I would post reviews of all the service providers I would probably get suspected of trolling and get banned.

So I will keep it one review at a given time, which is the most recent one(s). The agency "Tantric Massage in London", a very old and reputable agency. (they have multiple websites, but I used this one: External Link/Members Only)

The Date: 02/12/2019
The Lady: Kristina (External Link/Members Only)
The Booking/website: External Link/Members Only
The Fee: £150 1 hour
The Meet:

Texted on the morning, asked who was available and choose Kristina as I had some extra cash to afford the £150. She seems to be more or less every time in the same location as Viktoria, near Paddington Station. Some girls seem to come and go, and some a really there for a long time; like Viktoria.

I will note that the girl in the photo is NOT HER, however I will also point attention that in reality Kristina is 5x times hotter. I have no idea why she does not use her real photos, but this is no B&S! Excuse my language but your jaw will fking fall off when she undresses.

She has long black hair, big juicy lips... (mmm...) and blue eyes; and has that "I wan't you to fuck me" type of look . If you will book her and my description is wrong, tell me to go fuck myself (or you got b&s). Undressed from the start, waiting for me next to the massage table.

We did not even start the session and I was already rock hard, and all that went through my mind was: I sooooo would like to fuck her. I want to fuck fuck fuck fuck. But then reality hit in, and I came to my senses that I am here for massage only. 

The massage itself was good, I cannot tell how "professional" it was because again... my mind was somewhere else. Especially with her "occasional" CC swipes and my hands grabbing her ass as often as I could, damn.

Once I turned around and she started to slide on top of me with that amazing amount of oil... I just cannot explain how good it felt and how excited I was.

I did ask at one point... "can we do more??" to which she smiled and said "for the right donation", at which point I did not pursuit as I am broke as fuck these days. So maybe next time (like I always say)

After a good few minutes (can't tell how many), she stood beside the massage table and finished me off with a hand job that is unforgettable. Having her eyes fixated on my cock and massage it saying "come on baby, yes yes give it to me", damn.

Had a shower afterwards and was on my way to my daily (fucked up) life routine. Can't even tell how long the session was, I believe around 45 mins without the shower, but I saw no clock watching. (have no idea how she times it)

Was it VFM ? It depends how you look at it, yes you can have much more for this cash but... I lately like to go somewhere I feel safe, and I know for a fact that there is discretion. To top it up on this occasion I had a massage from a fuck bomb.

Will I go back ? SURE! Once I get my hands on "non-existent" money.

Have fun.

[pepsicolaboy]

Glad you had a good time.

Nonetheless that is shit value for what is provided but I understand such punts can supercede regular shitty FS punts

 

[Gent1337]

Glad you had a good time.

Nonetheless that is shit value for what is provided but I understand such punts can supercede regular shitty FS punts

 

I couldn't have said it better myself. At the end of the day it's each punters choice.

[massagepuntingfan]

Sorry you've set a few alarm bells off for me OP. All 3 of your reviews are of girls from this agency. All 7 posts are related to this agency. You've been a member for 2 years so you should be familiar with the routine of members being called out for touting. I also find some of the language/phrases used in the review to be over the top/fluffy. If your reviews are genuine you could do well to read the site rules.
As a fan of tantric/fbsm I know £150 for 45 mins is not VFM.

[NuruGuru]

I don't want to seem like I'm attacking the OP, but you say the photos are not her, but then you say it's not a B&S?

5 x hotter than the actual photos?

Give me a break. Your review has no credibility

[Gent1337]

I will say what I said in other review where I am accused:

See this is the exact reason why I did not bother to post reviews until now... it's just not worth it. No matter how legit you are, because of many other touts you get accused.

I am not a woman, and I can meet you for a beer any time. I'm in London everyday. Furthermore, my review is legit and everything I said is real, if you don't believe me TOFFT and then post your review and ban me, what can I say.

And one last thing because I really don't have much time right now, I only reviewed this agency so far because the rest that I saw are not worth reviewing. I saw many agencies and many independents, from my point of view was waste of money. One example so you don't say I'm a tout is tantricpleasure agency; overpriced and ALL the photos fake.

If you can't accept the fact that there is a website that uses real photos for their SP, that's not my fault and I should not be accused.

Anyway I am pretty disappointed because I wanted to share something good with you guys and what... you taking the piss.

I will also add the fact that yes, this woman when you see her is 5x times better looking than the fake photo.

[massagepuntingfan]

I will say what I said in other review where I am accused:

See this is the exact reason why I did not bother to post reviews until now... it's just not worth it. No matter how legit you are, because of many other touts you get accused.

I am not a woman, and I can meet you for a beer any time. I'm in London everyday. Furthermore, my review is legit and everything I said is real, if you don't believe me TOFFT and then post your review and ban me, what can I say.

And one last thing because I really don't have much time right now, I only reviewed this agency so far because the rest that I saw are not worth reviewing. I saw many agencies and many independents, from my point of view was waste of money. One example so you don't say I'm a tout is tantricpleasure agency; overpriced and ALL the photos fake.

If you can't accept the fact that there is a website that uses real photos for their SP, that's not my fault and I should not be accused.

Anyway I am pretty disappointed because I wanted to share something good with you guys and what... you taking the piss.

I will also add the fact that yes, this woman when you see her is 5x times better looking than the fake photo.

You say tantricpleasure are overpriced and use fake photos(which they do) - yet you paid £150/hr for a 45 min massage. I understand their fee is £120/hour. The simple fact is by reviewing just one obscure massage agency which uses B&S photos you will raise suspicions. Coupled with your fluffy review style alarm bells are set off. By attacking a 'rival' agency you achieve little but raise suspicion further, you would do well do review these independents and other masseuses you have visited to give a more balanced account of your punting nature.

[aae]

I am not a woman, and I can meet you for a beer any time.

...sentence least likely to be spoken by a punter.

[massagepuntingfan]

I will say what I said in other review where I am accused:

See this is the exact reason why I did not bother to post reviews until now... it's just not worth it. No matter how legit you are, because of many other touts you get accused.

I am not a woman, and I can meet you for a beer any time. I'm in London everyday. Furthermore, my review is legit and everything I said is real, if you don't believe me TOFFT and then post your review and ban me, what can I say.

And one last thing because I really don't have much time right now, I only reviewed this agency so far because the rest that I saw are not worth reviewing. I saw many agencies and many independents, from my point of view was waste of money. One example so you don't say I'm a tout is tantricpleasure agency; overpriced and ALL the photos fake.

If you can't accept the fact that there is a website that uses real photos for their SP, that's not my fault and I should not be accused.

Anyway I am pretty disappointed because I wanted to share something good with you guys and what... you taking the piss.

I will also add the fact that yes, this woman when you see her is 5x times better looking than the fake photo.

So you accept that the obscure agency you're promoting uses fake photos yet you have ago at Tantricpleasure for doing the same. At least that agency has numerous reviews, a mix of positive, neutral and negative and us forum members can make an informed view on their services and their ladies.
If you've seen many agencies and independents, why on earth haven't you reviewed them? A negative review is as helpful as a positive review. My deduction is you're connected to the agency itself, a female(your male punter language is all wrong), also I'm confident you're not English.
Why on earth would I meet you for a beer???
As for being disappointed well that's not my concern - indeed it seems its you that is taking the piss. I have reported your review to the moderator and we shall see what admin thinks about all this.

[Silver Birch]

I only reviewed this agency so far because the rest that I saw are not worth reviewing. I saw many agencies and many independents, from my point of view was waste of money.

Reviews of your crap experiences are far more valuable than the goo you posted above.

[Fuzzyduck]

I will say what I said in other review where I am accused:

See this is the exact reason why I did not bother to post reviews until now... it's just not worth it. No matter how legit you are, because of many other touts you get accused.

I am not a woman, and I can meet you for a beer any time. I'm in London everyday. Furthermore, my review is legit and everything I said is real, if you don't believe me TOFFT and then post your review and ban me, what can I say.

And one last thing because I really don't have much time right now, I only reviewed this agency so far because the rest that I saw are not worth reviewing. I saw many agencies and many independents, from my point of view was waste of money. One example so you don't say I'm a tout is tantricpleasure agency; overpriced and ALL the photos fake.

If you can't accept the fact that there is a website that uses real photos for their SP, that's not my fault and I should not be accused.

Anyway I am pretty disappointed because I wanted to share something good with you guys and what... you taking the piss.

I will also add the fact that yes, this woman when you see her is 5x times better looking than the fake photo.

Tout.

[Gent1337]

So you accept that the obscure agency you're promoting uses fake photos yet you have ago at Tantricpleasure for doing the same. At least that agency has numerous reviews, a mix of positive, neutral and negative and us forum members can make an informed view on their services and their ladies.
If you've seen many agencies and independents, why on earth haven't you reviewed them? A negative review is as helpful as a positive review. My deduction is you're connected to the agency itself, a female(your male punter language is all wrong), also I'm confident you're not English.
Why on earth would I meet you for a beer???
As for being disappointed well that's not my concern - indeed it seems its you that is taking the piss. I have reported your review to the moderator and we shall see what admin thinks about all this.

First of all even though I have no obligation to give you explanations, I did mention why I did not review more. Second, your "deduction" is almost totally wrong because I am not connected to the any agency. However you did deduct that I am not english, and ? You got a problem with that ?

As far as "come for a beer", I was trying to nicely invite you to see that I am not a fucking woman. And if you reported my review what ? At least I posted a real experience and wrote better than others, like some do similar to yourself BTW...

I suggest you stop accusing me of shit and go get a life.

[Gent1337]

Tout.

And your problem is what ? I am a "tout" ? Then what are you ? I saw you wandering around this forum all day long, it seems like you got NO LIFE. Who's the tout ?

I post a legit review and try to show others (including you) where to go for a good massage and this is what I get, well fuck that.

[Fuzzyduck]

And your problem is what ? I am a "tout" ? Then what are you ? I saw you wandering around this forum all day long, it seems like you got NO LIFE. Who's the tout ?

I post a legit review and try to show others (including you) where to go for a good massage and this is what I get, well fuck that.

From your posts you come across as half-intelligent and not a fuckwit, so I'm in a bit of a quandary trying to understand your inability to recognise and acknowledge how you look to others considering your post history. I can only conclude that, since you continually protest your innocence without a hint of self awareness, you must be touting. Of course, I may have misjudged you and you are indeed a fuckwit.

[massagepuntingfan]

First of all even though I have no obligation to give you explanations, I did mention why I did not review more. Second, your "deduction" is almost totally wrong because I am not connected to the any agency. However you did deduct that I am not english, and ? You got a problem with that ?

As far as "come for a beer", I was trying to nicely invite you to see that I am not a fucking woman. And if you reported my review what ? At least I posted a real experience and wrote better than others, like some do similar to yourself BTW...

I suggest you stop accusing me of shit and go get a life.

Your replies come across as defensive and as the previous poster mentioned you clearly lack awareness as to why you have been called out as a tout. There is nothing wrong with not being English, this forum is a melting pot of creeds, colours and nationalities.

I would imagine being called out as a tout gives you enough obligation to explain yourself, something you seem unwilling to do, much in the same way you can't be bothered to review anyone else outside of the reviews of this obscure Tantric agency.

To give you an idea of how the site works, a couple of weeks ago a member was banned for posting reviews of massage girls from another website. Much like you his replies were defensive and he was banned forthwith. His attitude was 'fuck you I'll post what I like' when he was asked to vary his punting review output. Several members called him out for touting, his response showed a lack of humility or awareness and he was banned from the site.

The reason I say this is because there is perhaps a minute chance that you might be a genuine poster and totally naive in how the site works. If so it would benefit you greatly to read the site rules. For the record I believe you are a tout and I look forward to admins ruling.

[Fuzzyduck]

And he's gone. So sad.

[pepsicolaboy]

From your posts you come across as half-intelligent and not a fuckwit, so I'm in a bit of a quandary trying to understand your inability to recognise and acknowledge how you look to others considering your post history. I can only conclude that, since you continually protest your innocence without a hint of self awareness, you must be touting. Of course, I may have misjudged you and you are indeed a fuckwit.

 

[winkywanky]

Good spot chaps, and prompt action by Davie.

Reading his review and subsequent posts, I could actually hear his east European accent through his words, his every turn of phrase. Infact, exactly like in the bios of the girls on the website.

His frequent ommission of the indefinite article is a big clue.

Top detective work 

[jojo25jojo]

I just love how realistic you wrote your review about being broke and back to your shitty routine.
I swear sometimes findings thr spare cash this game is long. Obviously deepens on everyone’s circumstances

[Liverpool]

I just love how realistic you wrote your review about being broke and back to your shitty routine.
I swear sometimes findings thr spare cash this game is long. Obviously deepens on everyone’s circumstances

Good to see you're speaking from experience with your ZERO reviews.

[massagepuntingfan]

I just love how realistic you wrote your review about being broke and back to your shitty routine.
I swear sometimes findings thr spare cash this game is long. Obviously deepens on everyone’s circumstances

You realise the reviewer was banned for touting? This post is odd.

[Fuzzyduck]

You realise the reviewer was banned for touting? This post is odd.

His contribution to the site over the last 2.5 years has indeed been absolutely stellar.