Men's Intimate shave

[MajorPayne]

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Noticed the above advertisement on the North East forum and it got me wondering if there was anyone in this region offering men's intimate shaving.  Any thoughts?

[John the Sextist]

Would you really want someone down there with a fuckin razor blade 

John Bobbit comes to mind, unless you could really trust said person to clear out the garden!! 

 

[MajorPayne]

Would you really want someone down there with a fuckin razor blade 

John Bobbit comes to mind, unless you could really trust said person to clear out the garden!! 

 

What's the worst that could happen? 

[scutty brown]

The girl I use for waxing says getting insurance to do bollock shaves is next  to impossible.
Waxing, laser treatment no problem. Shaving no chance

[John the Sextist]

What's the worst that could happen? 

Could be the start of a TS changeover 

 

[John the Sextist]

Unplanned 

[winkywanky]

I shave me bollocks and very occasionally nick myself very slightly...we're talking 1mm here. Very tricky because of all the wrinkles, but these days my face is getting to be the same  .

Even if she could get insurance, imagine the wording of a claim, and reading it out over the phone to a girl at the call centre  .

[andyitc]

Im pretty sure that Helena in Wellingborough does it as well as her mate Lucy. Been a few years since I went to see them so these things may have changed

[Stickitin]

I shave me bollocks and very occasionally nick myself very slightly...we're talking 1mm here. Very tricky because of all the wrinkles, but these days my face is getting to be the same  .

Even if she could get insurance, imagine the wording of a claim, and reading it out over the phone to a girl at the call centre  .

I used to shave my nuts before every trip to Thailand, I got pretty skilled at it! 

[John the Sextist]

I used to shave my nuts before every trip to Thailand, I got pretty skilled at it! 

Yeah, well done lol and I do too 

But would you be brave enough to let someone else do it and take that gamble 

 

[winkywanky]

Far more likely to get your balls licked and/or sucked, and well worth the effort  .

[andyitc]

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[andyitc]

Andy This is Helena
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[badsin]

Gentlemens waxing used to be offered in Long Eaton. I've had to pretend having it done after legitimate clients were asking what I'd come in for. Involved me walking to the till like John Wayne,  after I'd been tossed off

[winkywanky]

Stuff a handful of Nivea down your pants afterwards, feels kinda nice   

[Picti]

I can imagine typing out a glowing positive review as a cut-throat razor was being held under my sac 

I'll shave my own balls, as that's one job I won't outsource.

[John the Sextist]

Picti has hit the nail on the head 

I won't put my jewels under threat of anyone with a blade, they're attached to my body for a reason and that's how I intend for them to stay 
 
  to everyone for tonight - Happy New Year and Happy New Punting 

[MajorPayne]

  to everyone for tonight - Happy New Year and Happy New Punting 

Same here.

[RogerBoner]

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Easy for both front and back. Seems easier than shaving or waxing. WGs will give you more oral and go down under.

[Cheetah_321]

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Easy for both front and back. Seems easier than shaving or waxing. WGs will give you more oral and go down under.

Is it safe to use on the genitals as it's not recommended to do so by the product. Any other safe options out there in terms of cream?

[RogerBoner]

Is it safe to use on the genitals as it's not recommended to do so by the product. Any other safe options out there in terms of cream?

It's safe, women use this for their pubes. I've been using it for a year but keep it on for double the time because I have thick hair.  100% recommended by me. Girls smile and get licking and it feels great. Just don't get it on your cock because it stings.

[Cheetah_321]

Ok great, thanks. Will give it a go.

[sonic999]

DIY I don't have a very hairy sack but keep it free from hair with a razor, Nice hot bath and go careful, Also hairs on my arse, think its more likely the girls will be more adventurous if clean and tidy.

[MajorPayne]

DIY I don't have a very hairy sack but keep it free from hair with a razor, Nice hot bath and go careful, Also hairs on my arse, think its more likely the girls will be more adventurous if clean and tidy.

Yeah my view too.

[Mikepboro]

Happy to recommend these nice people

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[Wadebridge]

Im pretty sure that Helena in Wellingborough does it as well as her mate Lucy. Been a few years since I went to see them so these things may have changed

Helena is still around. She's very competent and safe with a razor and highly recommended for male grooming leaving a very smooth and claret-free finish.
This is her current Adultwork profile.
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[MajorPayne]

Helena is still around. She's very competent and safe with a razor and highly recommended for male grooming leaving a very smooth and claret-free finish.
This is her current Adultwork profile.
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£90/hour sounds expensive for massage and HE

[redveee]

I was told about Magic Powder by a civvie BBW I used to have some naughty times with but after several atttempts ditched it as it was literally a powder you had to mix with water and getting the right consistency was nigh on impossible then I moved onto Magic Powder cream which is the same stuff but ready mixed in a tube and comes in different strengths. It does the same job as Veet but is cheaper at £5 tube and the biggest bonus is there isn't the Veet smell after use. I use the extra strength variety classed as red.

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If you want to save your cash for punting but want smooth nads then there is always Nair from the Poundshop which believe it or not costs £1 tube and is similar to Veet in action and smell, I've found Magic Powder works best if left for 5 minutes on the areas you want hairless.

[Wadebridge]

£90/hour sounds expensive for massage and HE

Well perhaps you've got a point Major but let's break it down by way of a comparison.
So I guess we would consider a massage with HE from an EE girl reasonable VFM at £50/hh and £80/h. Yes?
I highly doubt that a proprietress would be able to fit in a soothing back and leg and frontal massage with HE and an intimate shave to boot within the confines of half an hour; so Helena's £90 fee is for the whole hour experience. And a very nice and relaxing pamper too, I might add.

DIY I don't have a very hairy sack but keep it free from hair with a razor, Nice hot bath and go careful, Also hairs on my arse, think its more likely the girls will be more adventurous if clean and tidy.

Yes mate.  I wholeheartedly agree with your conjecture which from your bold statement looks like it might have already translated to more satisfactory and intimate punts in your experience...

Yeah my view too.

And Major, you agree too with Sonic999.
However I would agree in general with your view that WGs charging inflation-linked rates of £90/hh and £150/h are being optimistic if they are hoping for regular custom at those prices. Many WGs seem to forget the wage squeeze after the banking crisis of 2008 and that we punters have been significantly worse off in real terms since the squeeze.
It seems that you, like me, give such WGs a wide berth no matter how tempting they may look on AW. 

[MajorPayne]

It seems that you, like me, give such WGs a wide berth no matter how tempting they may look on AW. 

True.  I'm on a limited budget so it doesn't matter how tempting they are, if they are over my budget I avoid them.   However there will always be punters around who will pay the higher prices.

[DevilD]

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Easy for both front and back. Seems easier than shaving or waxing. WGs will give you more oral and go down under.

Go to amazon.co.uk and read reviews for Veet - bloody hilarious!

[RogerBoner]

Go to amazon.co.uk and read reviews for Veet - bloody hilarious!

There was a thread on this about a year ago which went on a while. As Marmalade has mentioned VEET there is this is a review

THIS IS AN ACTUAL CUSTOMER REVIEW FROM A MAN ON AMAZON.CO.UK AFTER USING VEET HAIR REMOVAL CREAM FOR MEN. I ACTUALLY HAD TEARS ROLLING DOWN MY FACE WHILE READING IT LAUGHING LIKE AN IDIOT IN A RESTAURANT
After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat.
I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn’t have long to wait.
At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, toe the lid off and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn’t managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and an tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me.
This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.
Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering “ooooohhh that feels good” Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn’t heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn’t the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn’t improve my status…so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect.

Still laugh at this. 

[jayuk99]

lol fantastic.. i wont be buying any as i had IPL removal done x 6 treatsments . painfree and instant results after the first treatment for the price of a 2 hour Punt