This place has been reviewed several times on here, with mixed opinions. One review stated that it was a "full service" place. Another stated that it was under new ownership and had "gone legitimate". Anyway, as I had a few free hours in the area, I thought I'd give it a try for myself.
But first of all, here is the Gumtree link:
External Link/Members OnlyThe outside looks just like it does on Google street View, even down to the rather nasty colour its painted. Inside is typical of these sort of places: a small reception leading to a couple of cell-like massage rooms containing little more than a narrow massage table.
I opted for a one hour massage. This cost me £50, which is rather more than I am used to paying. The "going rate" normally seems to be between £35 and £45 these days.
The masseuse assigned to me was slim, but not in her first flush of youth by any means. I think she said her name was Lucy, but I may have got that wrong.
She gave me a decent (but hardly erotic) massage, and after about 30 minutes she put her hand between my legs and flicked my balls lightly a couple of times.
She then asked me to turn over, and raised the subject of extras. It was £30 for had relief, or £50 for topless. Foolishly, I went for the £50 option. She had a nice pair of tits. But they weren't worth £20 to fondle or ogle. But that was all I could do with them.
Naked massage or body-to-body were not available. And full service--not a chance!
She wanked me off competently. But a woman has to be pretty hopeless not to know how to do this!
The "killer" was that despite the premium price I had paid, I got little more than 30 minutes worth of massage. In effect, I was swindled.
So, in sum: a mediocre massage; high prices; not getting anything approaching the time paid for. What's not to dislike?
Would I return or recommend the place? Do I really need to answer that?!