DANIELLE COVENTRY WAY PAST HER SELL BY DATE

[Imp8]

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I've just had my ' Vietnam ' moment,I'll be getting up in the middle of the night in cold sweats thinking about this punt.
Saw Danielle on Monday 1st July 2019. Phoned at 1pm and a 8pm booking was made,she told me to phone at 6.30 just to reconfirm the booking. I phoned at 6.30 to tell her that I'll be there for 7.30. All comms were excellent. The meet was for 30 minutes for £50.It was really nice to hear a friendly,professional,English/Australian accent. Danielle is in CV2 on the main road,I parked on the side road and walked to her  ground floor flat. The flat was fit for purpose,nothing special and reasonably clean.
Now here's where the Punt goes tits up. I'll be blunt,Danielle's a first rate Minger. Got to be in her mid 50s,maybe even nearer 60,and old father time hasn't been kind to her. ROUGH.
Facially  3 out of 10 and bodywise  1 out of 10. Got a massive gut on her,never seen anything like it. It was bulbous and protruding,EXACTLY like a 9 month pregnant women. I really did think she was pregnant but then I looked at her age,so knew it couldn't be that. The stomach was rock hard as well,no loose skin jiggling about,it was like a drum. Funnily enough,the rest of her body was reasonably slim,saggy natural boobs,C cup.
I really wanted to walk,she just wasn't doing it for me at all,however,having read some reviews on her,notably brandonpete, and they all said that she gave a good service,so I stuck it out.
Should have walked,service was lacklustre with no enthusiasm. She's well past her punting days,can't think of any positives at all. Started with OWO,no enthusiasm and slight teeth,just messing around lightly kissing the balls and caressing the head with the occasional taking of the shaft. Then it got worse,onto 69. Smelt rank,Smelt of slight fish,lube and arsehole. Couldn't wait to get out of there and into doggy,she doesn't do CG. Maybe something to do with her massive gut,but good for me because believe me when I say,she weighs a tonne. A few strokes of doggy which wasnt really that bad and then onto mish. By this time I really wanted to get out of there.
I'd discussed CIM and Swallow with Danielle before the punt started and she was fine with that. After a few minutes of lacklustre mish I told her that I wanted to finish in her mouth,so she started on more OWO. This took ages because her technique isn't the best,anyway I eventually came and I saw her spit it out into a tissue. So she's a lier as well. Got dressed and fucked off. Shite punt.
I was originally going to give this review a very very low neutral score,due to her friendly manner and good comms,but then the more I thought about it the more I realised that it can only be a Negative. I did get the impression that Danielle thinks she gives a good service.Maybe   if the Op is 70 years old she'd be correct,otherwise slightly delusional. She is friendly and chatty and tries to conduct and carry a conversation. This is all good,but I'm there to shag her,not talk to her.
I did feel sorry for the poor cow. She's old,got a limp,talks with a Lisp,fat,ugly and got a stinking snatch. Her hygiene issues may be something to do with her lack of mobility,or am I just being kind  !!!   
I'm sorry if I appear a bit cruel to Danielle but this is just my opinion and my priorities lie with my fellow Ops. My job is to give a fair and accurate review so that others may benefit from it.

[Imp8]

Very very sorry.
Could someone please change this review from a positive to a NEGATIVE. I only realised after I posted it.

[Beamer]

Very very sorry.
Could someone please change this review from a positive to a NEGATI VE. I only realised after I posted it.

Done 

[tynetunnel]

This is exactly why I only punt girls in their 20’s and early 30’s 

[Imp8]

Thanks Beamer

[Imp8]

I saw the age as being 44,I know they lie about their age,but this is ridiculous. There are still a lot of women out there who are in their 50s and still reasonably AFAF.
I'm in my 40s,don't really feel comfortable seeing someone in their teens or 20s.

[Kool Keef]

Get off the fence mate, did you fancy her or not??? 

[brandonpete]

Sorry to hear that you had a shite time with Danielle Imp...but I suppose that 'one mans's meat is another man's poison'....and what your review is,as you say important to the other lads. The only clarity I can give to the other lads about my review is that maybe as I've been seeing Danielle for years and physically (not knob,that's shrunk) my size has also increased,that perhaps I view my sessions with her as being 'more comfortable'...I'm trying to think of the correct words, but I can see your points...except for the sex and hygiene,which,for me,have always
 been excellent. For you then IMP as one of the lads say's on here..'The quest continues"

[brandonpete]

Imp...I was curious to see if you and I had visited any other SP's,not a nosey thing just to see what our differences are as regards punts...and I see you visited Kate ..the Russian. Now when I saw her, I found her cold,robotic and indifferent...so maybe the saying holds true...that definitely as punters 'one mans meat is another man negative review'.

[Imp8]

Thanks for the feedback Brandon.
I do try and do a bit of research on a punt and rely solely on fellow Ops. I look at the number of reviews they've left and Base my decisions on that. 23 is a decent amount of reviews and punting experience,so obviously your opinion does count.
You're right,Danielle would make an excellent ' comfort or Agreeable' punt,can't really find the word myself to fully describe it. She's very pleasant and has a nice way about her. Makes a change to actually have a decent chat with a SP.
However,unfortunately,there's just tooooo many negatives for me. If you're not going to do RO,you won't notice the smell,and if you're a slightly older gentleman you won't mind her pedestrian pace.
It's all subjective and each to their own,but in my opinion,if you want a full on punt   AVOID

[brandonpete]

That's me,mate,the slightly older Gentleman  .

[Hot tongue]

Danielle from Coventry - I remember her from about 15 years ago, the description fits. She's actually dual nationality, Australian/German and a qualified accountant.
She did have the limp, and the lisp. She used to have a tidy body, and was a top notch anal shag.
I thought she'd packed in ages ago.
It sounds like she should have.

[GentlemanCallerMids]

On the back of some very positive reviews on punternet, I remember going to see her about 15 years ago and she was past her best then. I think I declined sex and just let her suck me to completion. I’ve seen her around and she’s not aged well.