Author Topic: Nicola - Top Secret Escorts - Earls Court  (Read 614 times)

Offline TheOracle

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Her profile on Top Secret has disappeared as this was a punt I had probably a couple of months ago but I figured I would write a quick review as she told me she comes back once or twice a year to spend a couple of weeks of her vacations making some money escorting in London.

For future reference, this is her:
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Her profile at the time gave her age as a ludicrous 26 years old, but looking at her pictures it was already clear to me that that was implausible. I was expecting a very hot but mature woman, and that's what I got, although I would give her age probably in the mid forties and that's definitely higher than what I was hoping for (say 36/37). Still, a very attractive woman: tall, slim, with long legs and a beautiful attractive face. The signs of age were clear, though: being so skinny, her ass was partially saggy, and some wrinkles (which I don't mind) were evident in various parts of her body. Her boobs were massively inflated, in a way that gave to all of her appearance a kind of an artificial look that didn't help me getting in the right mood.

I would say face-wise she's a 8, and body-wise given the various drawbacks she's a 7 that used to be a 9.

Personality-wise I was expecting some kind of haughty diva but I was actually surprised by how friendly, nice and down-to-earth she was. I found her funny when she was telling me (in reasonable English) how she had to lie on a daily basis to various colleagues who were writing to ask for pictures of her trip that she didn't have as she was spending most of the day in the flat having sex. She showed me some pictures she had taken on a trip with her girlfriend (very hot, but couldn't understand under what profile she was working on) in the Cotswolds, and described the English countryside with glee. I liked talking to her.

I also kind of enjoyed fucking her, even though the experience wasn't perfect: Nicola clearly made an effort to make me feel good, but my long experience in the hobby allowed me to clearly spot the signs of a fake act: some general sluttiness felt rehearsed, as did all the dirty talk she engaged in during the session. I'm quite sure all of her moaning was artificial, and she faked an orgasm, which I hate. It's quite annoying, because had she not pulled any of this I would have really enjoyed shagging her, but all of the acting took away quite a bit of the taste of the session for me. I still came with gusto once, although I almost didn't feel like trying a second time, which tells of how I was feeling overall. I remember a good OWO, though, and no issues with me fingering her while engaging in DATY.

I wish these women allowed for some more reasonable 30m fares, so one could get a taste of the experience once before committing for longer.

Overall:
face: 8
body: 7
attitude: 8
performance/vfm: 6.5
location: 8
« Last Edit: December 28, 2019, 03:20:36 pm by TheOracle »

Offline king tarzan

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At £200 no excuse for saggyness anywhere
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At £200 no excuse for saggyness anywhere

I don't particularly care, with those long legs. But the performance overall was neutral, so corrected.