1hr £100 - Covent Garden
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Saw Isabelle late at night a few nights ago on a drunken wim.
Comms: All fine but definitely a maid who made it seem as if you were talking to the actual girl. English was fine but of course this is misleading. Additionally, had confirmed OWO and DFK via text and these were definitely not on offer which isn’t cool and when coupled with the hint of bait and switch(which I’ll explain), I could’ve easily have walked to be fair.
Location: Flats in Covent Garden. This IS the west end so lost of people everywhere so in a way it’s discreet but if people knew the place maybe not so discreet.
The Girl: Pretty Latina. Probably a size 10-12, about 5”5 but had a big ass. Not shapely or toned but just big but as she’s a Latina so all was in proportion. I’d say she was mid 30’s and is a dead ringer for Cardi B if that’s your thing. Big natural breasts also but they were super sensitive and you couldn’t really grab em so almost pointless. I feel like if you saw her in the street or on a night out you’d think she was fit but when naked all’s a bit looser as you’d expect from a curvy woman in her early to mid 30’s that probably doesn’t work out. Again, think Cardi B, add maybe 5-10 pounds, take away the money and you’re pretty much there. So this is where it gets weird. I’d messaged a couple of other girls first but then somehow ended up thinking I was gonna be seeing another girl as I’d messaged someone else in the same house. In the end it really didn’t matter because I was drunk, on a night out and Isabell was more my type anyways. Saw the other girl(Larina) but definitely preferred Isabell. Saying that I defiantly got switched but it was kinda my fault as I kept changing the time I was coming and was a bit all over the place to be fair.
The Meet:
At this stage, I REALLY should know better. Almost every time I’ve seen a WG at this kind of time and in this state it’s a bit lame. You’re drunk and tired, they’re tired and been getting shagged all day so it’s really not a recipe for great sex.
She was very friendly and lots of ay papi talk so if you like the whole Latina vibe she seems quite fun. Also, she definitely liked me as my Spanish is good enough to know what ‘aye que guapo’ means. Even though she was tired she really made an effort as she put on some Spanish music and started dancing etc. We both stripped off and she started rubbing her ass against me and whilst I did get kinda hard I could tell she was gonna get some lame willy as opposed to my usual destruction session. Always amazes me how with one woman you can be a sex god and with another you’re just some regular guy. Anyways, she tried to get me going but she made it clear that there’d be no kissing and I had to be real gentle on the tits so I was kinda already over the whole thing. Eventually managed to get an average boner of some sorts and had a bit of OW, then she directed me straight to doggie which was fine. Big ass bent over and all that. I could tell I was gonna come quickly so got her to go on top for a bit and she rode it very well for a good few mins. Put her in mish and basically came in the bag there or there abouts. Fairly average half decent shag on both parts. Probably done in 20mins so i could’ve left but she was cool to see out hour so we both had a quick shower and chatted for a bit. 30mins was £80 so the hour for £100 just made sense but it really is a west end p&d spot. £60 for 30mins would’ve been ideal. There was about 3 girls in the house and it was all very lively in there so if that’s not your vibe this might not be the spot for you.
At this stage she could’ve tried to rush me out and I probably would’ve been cool with that but to her credit she was keen to give me the full hour and tried to get me going again which she did. Didn’t get bang worthy but after some OW, got me to a point where I could jerk myself off and bust another nut. Although tired she was enthusiastic and encouraging throughout.
Conclusion: This could easily be classed a negative by some but I’m calling it a neutral because she was a nice girl, tried her best and under slightly different circumstances this could’ve been a pretty good p&d. Plus, as I was on such poor form it’s hard to judge in a way. Overall though, the services are pretty limited and the maid was very misleading. I wouldn’t say it was a bait and switch but it’s definitely a parlour vibe where you could easily get there, find the girl you booked with to be busy and they’d try to pass you on to another girl. Thing to bear in mind is that at £100hr it was VFM and I guess you get what you pay for.
Would I return? I probably won’t and I probably shouldn’t because with the limited service it’d probably be average again at best. Saying all that, I might go one more time to give her a proper seeing to and as she’s so much like Cardi B, I might go just to feel like I’m banging Cardi and to hear some of that ‘aye papi’ talk
