Avoid: My little Secret MK (rip-off merchant)

[yondlehench]

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Rip-off merchant, unsexy.

So, she made a bid on a reverse booking I put up for Milton Keynes. Some dodgy feedback on AW but seemed plausible on text. She’s based in Aylesbury but then wanted me to collect her- this was the second warning sign. After much faffing I told her no way and she got there by bus but I greed to collect her from the station. She’s so skinny that I did wonder if the thinness was drug-related. Awkward lack of conversation en route to the hotel, not much life about her but even though it’s not about discussing philosophical points, I do like a girl who can chat as well as having a cute look/body.

So, back to the hotel, she disappears into the bathroom for a bit. Emerges semi-naked but oddly unsexily, gets under the covers and I join her. Limited kissing, I suggest she gives me a massage which turns out to be possibly the worst massage I’ve ever had; about as seductive as vacuuming your car. Suggest 69- no, she’s got cramp in her leg. Reasonable BJ but refuses ball sucking as I’m too hairy (I’m not). Getting a bit fed up by this stage so I get down to business at which point it quickly becomes apparent she’s on her period (think slasher movie.)  I point this out and she asks if I want to carry on with the booking but I say no thanks, that’s not my thing. She gets dressed, I ask for half of the money back (despite her only having been there for less than a quarter of the time) but she says no and scarpers out the door before I know what’s what. Messaged her by text and on AW but she’s blocked me. Hey ho, you live and learn but...

she left something in the room with her full name and address. So, if you’re reading this E**** G**** (removed. TMI) feel free to unblock me and discuss a refund.

I’m not too well up on this kind of thing but what can I do?

[matthew1986]

There’s not a lot you can do - just accept that sometimes shit happens, forget about it and move on to the next one.

Leaving a negative review here also helps alert others but IMO giving as much info as you have about the address she left behind is wrong. There is enough there for me to work out what the address is (assuming it is actually her address on the envelope and not stolen) and narrow it down to numbers 20 to 29 of one particular Close. And all this was done in about 5 minutes.

She, on the other hand, knows which hotel you were in and on the date and has possibly enough info to identify you to the Police to investigate if she takes umbrage at your last paragraph. Not sure if you met on foot or drove but if you drove then that is another potential source of identifying you.

I would leave alone as no good can come of taking things further.

[DildoMeLee]

Listen to Mat, no good will come of this

[DouglasReynholm]

He outed the other girl he reviewed too. https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=252456.0

[finn5555]

She also bid on a reverse booking of mine, something just didn’t add up and I tend to go with my gut feeling so fucked her off 

Sounds like I dodged a bullet

[DildoMeLee]

Hm thats not cool.

Whats this reverse booking about? how do I do it, and what is it? (I'm missing out on something and dont like it lol)

[DrConners]

Some dodgy feedback on AW but seemed plausible on text.

After reading the fb I wouldn't have bothered, you weren't thinking with your big brain.

Cheers for the warning regardless 

I stand at a pet'te 5'11

Height:    5'11"

Does she mean 5'1 - Cause 5ft 11 inches ain't fucking petite, that's Amazonian 

[yondlehench]

“Does she mean 5'1 - Cause 5ft 11 inches ain't fucking petite, that's Amazonian”

Lol, agree it’s odd she describes herself that way. She’s 5’11” in height so not petite in that sense but build-wise she’s very small, almost unhealthily skinny looking which doesn’t do it for me