I'd heard this place had changed hands again.
I was in the area so took a look and walked in.
Maglock and bolted door, God knows what trouble they've had or expecting.
The place was clean but a bit chilly.
Shown straight to a room by the lady who was dressed like a bag lady!
The room was toasty, with a big (as it turned out) brand new massage bed.
Paid £30 for an hour and got ready.
The lady came back, dressed more for massage.
The massage wasn't as firm as I prefer but was very pleasant.
The conversation odd. She spoke like she had good command of the English language but then struggled understanding what I consider basic vocabulary.
She did seem a bit crazy, more in a fun way rather than she'll murder you in your sleep kind of way!
I'll venture back when I'm next in the area and perhaps spend more money if the mood takes me.