TLDR : 40 quid for a bunk up with a skinny blondeThe Place (External Link/Members Only)Sheridan of Salford is in the back of a row of shops, backing onto a carpark, behind a non-descript door, looks like the kind of place you'd go to buy dodgy Chinese fireworks or knock off designer brands, like a sex wholesaler if you will. Once your buzzed in your greeted to a long corridor, with the rooms to either side, the place is carefully laid out to maximize the fucks per square foot. I've seen the queue stretching into the corridor before , a strange britishness to orderly queuing to fuck.
Nicole is on reception, shes the owner and greets me like an old friend, I suppose we are , given the time I've spent here and she knows more about my sexual preferences than my first wife did. She talks at a million miles an hour, sharp intellect that, in another world would be trading stocks or selling yachts. Her dog pads up to me , a big dopey staffie that looks like an butter wouldnt melt, but I sense, would main me if I moved against Nicole. "Must bring dog treats for the door staff" I add to my mental to-do list.
Through the corridor of fornication and on to the reception, I give my name and cash and I'm shown to a room with a radio, a shower and huge fucking mirror, its a mirror the length of the wall you can see yourself fucking in, so a huge fucking-mirror
The GirlEach girl introduces themselves to you, usually with a peck on the cheek and a half handshake, like I imagine a garden party introduction would go, but the girls wear stripper heels an not much else on. I choose Sandy, I toy with a 2 girl but , like Woody Allens said, If I wanted to disappoint 2 people at once, I'd take my parents out to lunch, Sandys wearing a tiny red set and stockings, shes got a thin frame and small chest, I'd age her early 40's, Shes happy and talkative, local accent putting me at ease
The ActionSheridans doesnt put up with 10 minute massage bullshit, shes in, peeling off her knickers and bra and on her knees sucking my cock for all its worth. We've hardly spoken
Shes taking me deep, and looking me in the eyes, a silent wordless motion while the radio blasts some shit song.
I sit back and let her do her thing, until Im close and I haul her onto the bed for a flurry of doggy style and missionary combo (covered of course). Shes easy on the eye and willing to do anything, so I'm exploring her with fingers and tongue and shes writhing like were a horny drunk couple on a dirty weekend.
Saps rising, I let her know and she straight onto her knees, jacking me off into her mouth, a skilled operator or a dirty bitch , im not sure which. I cant hold out long and let it fly in her mouth , She silently grins and shows me her open mouth before spitting it out.
We chat about the place, other girls and usual banal stuff, I'm relaxed and shes in no hurry, She asks if I want a coffee, I say yes without thinking and she hops up, stark naked strolls to the kitchen and makes me one.
The coffee was ok, but the view was better.
