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Offline Neromatrix

So i decided to listen to my bisexual side and pay a visit to the Greenhouse sauna last Friday where it was shedazzle night.

The venue has plenty of parking and is pretty secluded (drove past it a few times before I could find it).  Paid 16 pounds upon entry and provided with a towel and locker key.

This place is massive and easy to get lost in tbf. Some of the rooms are seedy. Has a nice restaurant type area and cinemas that show gay porn and one that shows straight and bi porn so something for everyone's taste. It also has a sauna swimming pool showers and a smoking area on the roof.

Must admit it was a little busy for my liking and my heart was pounding as never really dipped my toe into this environment.

Got chatting to a friendly convincing shemale ( men in drag is not my thing) but she was very feminine.

She was Indian or Pakistani about 5 ft 5 dressed in a sexy outfit and stilettos with nice makeup and hair, just my type.

After the initial chat we went off to a private room and started to kiss and mutual wanking. I was nervous but after a while became more relaxed.  On with the condom and had some mutual oral.  Hands everywhere she had an amazing ass but did not fuck her (maybe next time lol). Had one the the stiffest hardons in a long while (maybe because this was a new experience) before I knew it i pulled off the condom and shot my load all over her face.

Wanked her to completion. Exchanged numbers as plan to meet again.

I know that this is not everyone's thing, but for me this was on my bucket list and glad I took the plunge.

Would i return? I think so as its a relaxed environment to experience new things.

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Offline Dumper

So tempted to venture here to tick off a bucket list wish,just very nervous

Offline indian punter

Can you just enjoy the sauna ? And not be approached. I get what it’s there for but I do enjoy a sauna... meeting a Indian TS tho sounds good  :thumbsup:

Offline Neromatrix

So tempted to venture here to tick off a bucket list wish,just very nervous

Felt the same myself, but just do it. There was no pressure from anyone.  But care i would recommend flip flops as like i said, some of the rooms are a little seedy and in need a facelift

Offline Neromatrix

Can you just enjoy the sauna ? And not be approached. I get what it’s there for but I do enjoy a sauna... meeting a Indian TS tho sounds good  :thumbsup:

Yes you can.  Like I said no pressure environment

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I am intrigued.
I have never been to a sauna.
Are there any in London where one can find shemales?

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Always wanted to go but if u go again would love to join you
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Any chance of the number fancy a shemale punting myself

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Any chance of the number fancy a shemale punting myself

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Hey

Neromatrix I had a similar experience could you send me a DM?

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Offline Young_biker

Seriously tempted at trying the she dazzle night. Ts punting in northampton isnt great at the moment

Offline bbois77

Anyone go yesterday, looking to visit later in the month.

Offline bbois77

Repeating myself, anyone visit since?

Offline Dumper

Very tempting as I'm home alone from Wednesday night

Offline CummingPeter

I have been there a few times myself, but before going into details, I should give a bit of a story of how I got to go there.

*if you're not interested in my "by-curious" story, jump to the sauna*

I am not and have never been attracted to guys, but watching a lot of porn with various themes, I slowly started fancing Transexuals, even though I never got to quite like them 100%. I liked the fantasy of a beautiful woman with a cock, but everytime I watched TS porn, I was both turned on and put off. I have come to realise that I was put off by the fact I knew that was a man there and in the same time turned on by the cock and the cumshot. So then I knew I had to try sucking a cock and tasting the cumshot. I found this TS escort kimmi-slut on AW and looking more info on the net, I saw he (I'm sorry, but can't really call them "she") appeared in a couple amateur porn clips and saw this clip of his cumshot, so I said "fuck it, I have to try it". I gave him a call, arranged a meet and when I met him, it was very akward. I mean, with all his effort of dressing up as a woman and trying to make a feminine voice, you could tell that's a man and I only pressed on because I really wanted to get it over with and put my mind to rest about it. But when I saw his semi-hard cock, I got weirdly interested and wanted to suck it, so I put my mouth around it and started sucking hungrily. It quickly went fully hard in my mouth and I felt the taste of precum, which turned me on instantly and got a full erection of my own. I don't think I was very good at it (it was my first time after all), so I needed his help with making him cum. He wanked himself a little and then put it in my mouth to shoot his load. I absolutely loved it, the feeling, the taste, everything and so I was quick to swallow it. I was so turned on by the taste of his cum lingering in my mouth that I came really quickly with just two strokes from his hand and spurted a huge load on my stomach (he didn't want it in his mouth saying he doesn't do that on the first meet - I didn't care at all). After I released my load, it was like I was thrown on the ground by reality. The feeling of akward reinstated, followed by actual disgust at the thought I have just sucked a guy off. I dressed up and left, but one thing stayed with me: I loved that taste.

After a few months of browsing different websites and trying to get cheaper means of getting cum down my throat, I've come across the Darlaston gay sauna and seeing they've got gloryholes, I decided to give it a go. After all, it presented the perfect compromise: I didn't have to see the naked guys (that put me off) and I could focus on what I liked, the cocks. Or so I thought...

Now, the sauna: You go in, pay £16 for the towel and locker key, then you go in the locker room and get naked, leaving your clothes in the locker. You put your towel around your waist and then wander around in almost complete silence (bar from the keys ringing like little bells and the doors opening and closing around you). I had a hard time learning my way around the first time, but I eventually found the gloryholes and that's where I spent my time there. Considering most guys there were looking for the same thing, it wasn't that easy to get somebody willing to shoot their load so quickly, so it was a lot of sucking a little bit of this cock, scuking a little bit of that and so on. Probably there were a couple guys that did cum, but they only managed a few pathetic drops that you could pass as precum and that's the reality: many guys will have small dicks that barely dribble a few drops of cum, so I was mainly disappointed. To be honest, I probably had the biggest cock there and it's only a decent 7.5" But I did get lucky eventually and had an small to average dark coloured cock show up through the hole. He must have liked how I was deep-throating him, becase he actually came in my cubicle (he was a young Asian guy) and I continued sucking him there utnil he spurted a decent load in my mouth (that I could finally feel). <- If it weren't for that, I know I wouldn't have returned to the sauna.

So, I have returned there twice and had decreasing success in getting a nice cock cumming in my mouth. The truth is most cocks there are small, unattractive shapes and textures, so it's kinda hard to convince myself to go through all of that to find a nice looking cock to suck it dry. Not to mention that the cock sucking business is very exhausting and there's no way of knowing whether you'll "get" something after putting all that effort.

Fun fact: Last time I was there, I went with a full bladder (I thought of making somebody happy) and went to the wet room. There was a guy sitting there and waiting, so I asked him if he was waiting for somebody to pee on him. He quickly confirmed and I was soon releasing my bursting bladder on him. For me, it was just like going to the toilet (although it took ages, as I was drinking a lot that morning and saved it for the sauna), but I'm sure that guy enjoyed it. After that, I went to the gloryholes and I let myself be sucked this time. I was lucky to have a really experienced mouth taking my cock in and down the throat, it was really amazing. Honestly, no woman has managed to suck me so good and take it all in like that. Now, I knew there was a guy sucking me, so that kept me a bit from fully enjoying it, so I closed my eyes, put my hands on the wall and imagined that was some hot girl. I had my cum spurting in that guy's throat in no time.

Bottom line: There are guys of all ages there and most cocks aren't impressive like you see in porn or at the TS escorts. Also, expect a lot of round bellies, rahter tham gym fit bodies. The TS (or better said cross-dressers) I've seen on the Fridays are really not that attractive and mostly old guys in their 50s, so op was really lucky to come accross a hot one. But if you keep your expectations low, there are things to do there and it might be more fun if you go with somebody, so I'm definitely offering to take somebody there if you want to go (pm me and maybe we can sort out a date and time).

P.S.: Just to be clear to the lot of you that will point at me and say "gay": I'm still not attracted to men and seeing them naked puts me off, not to talk about hugging or kissing. I have tried that just to make sure, and it completly disgusts me. The same with anal, I'm definitely not going to take it up my ass and I'm not going to put my cock up some hairy ass either. I'm not even tempted too much in fucking a tranny, since it's techincally still a man, so I'm sure I couldn't keep it hard. The only bit in a man that interests me is his cock and even there, I'm quite picky and most of the times I wish I could just skip to the cumshot. Other than that, I'm only into women for all kinds of sexual acts and fetishes. I know I'm not alone out there with an itch like this, so now I dare you to be this honest, if not here, at least with yourself ;)

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Offline Maricon

I have been there a few times myself, but before going into details, I should give a bit of a story of how I got to go there.

*if you're not interested in my "by-curious" story, jump to the sauna*

I am not and have never been attracted to guys, but watching a lot of porn with various themes, I slowly started fancing Transexuals, even though I never got to quite like them 100%. I liked the fantasy of a beautiful woman with a cock, but everytime I watched TS porn, I was both turned on and put off. I have come to realise that I was put off by the fact I knew that was a man there and in the same time turned on by the cock and the cumshot. So then I knew I had to try sucking a cock and tasting the cumshot. I found this TS escort kimmi-slut on AW and looking more info on the net, I saw he (I'm sorry, but can't really call them "she") appeared in a couple amateur porn clips and saw this clip of his cumshot, so I said "fuck it, I have to try it". I gave him a call, arranged a meet and when I met him, it was very akward. I mean, with all his effort of dressing up as a woman and trying to make a feminine voice, you could tell that's a man and I only pressed on because I really wanted to get it over with and put my mind to rest about it. But when I saw his semi-hard cock, I got weirdly interested and wanted to suck it, so I put my mouth around it and started sucking hungrily. It quickly went fully hard in my mouth and I felt the taste of precum, which turned me on instantly and got a full erection of my own. I don't think I was very good at it (it was my first time after all), so I needed his help with making him cum. He wanked himself a little and then put it in my mouth to shoot his load. I absolutely loved it, the feeling, the taste, everything and so I was quick to swallow it. I was so turned on by the taste of his cum lingering in my mouth that I came really quickly with just two strokes from his hand and spurted a huge load on my stomach (he didn't want it in his mouth saying he doesn't do that on the first meet - I didn't care at all). After I released my load, it was like I was thrown on the ground by reality. The feeling of akward reinstated, followed by actual disgust at the thought I have just sucked a guy off. I dressed up and left, but one thing stayed with me: I loved that taste.

After a few months of browsing different websites and trying to get cheaper means of getting cum down my throat, I've come across the Darlaston gay sauna and seeing they've got gloryholes, I decided to give it a go. After all, it presented the perfect compromise: I didn't have to see the naked guys (that put me off) and I could focus on what I liked, the cocks. Or so I thought...

Now, the sauna: You go in, pay £16 for the towel and locker key, then you go in the locker room and get naked, leaving your clothes in the locker. You put your towel around your waist and then wander around in almost complete silence (bar from the keys ringing like little bells and the doors opening and closing around you). I had a hard time learning my way around the first time, but I eventually found the gloryholes and that's where I spent my time there. Considering most guys there were looking for the same thing, it wasn't that easy to get somebody willing to shoot their load so quickly, so it was a lot of sucking a little bit of this cock, scuking a little bit of that and so on. Probably there were a couple guys that did cum, but they only managed a few pathetic drops that you could pass as precum and that's the reality: many guys will have small dicks that barely dribble a few drops of cum, so I was mainly disappointed. To be honest, I probably had the biggest cock there and it's only a decent 7.5" But I did get lucky eventually and had an small to average dark coloured cock show up through the hole. He must have liked how I was deep-throating him, becase he actually came in my cubicle (he was a young Asian guy) and I continued sucking him there utnil he spurted a decent load in my mouth (that I could finally feel). <- If it weren't for that, I know I wouldn't have returned to the sauna.

So, I have returned there twice and had decreasing success in getting a nice cock cumming in my mouth. The truth is most cocks there are small, unattractive shapes and textures, so it's kinda hard to convince myself to go through all of that to find a nice looking cock to suck it dry. Not to mention that the cock sucking business is very exhausting and there's no way of knowing whether you'll "get" something after putting all that effort.

Fun fact: Last time I was there, I went with a full bladder (I thought of making somebody happy) and went to the wet room. There was a guy sitting there and waiting, so I asked him if he was waiting for somebody to pee on him. He quickly confirmed and I was soon releasing my bursting bladder on him. For me, it was just like going to the toilet (although it took ages, as I was drinking a lot that morning and saved it for the sauna), but I'm sure that guy enjoyed it. After that, I went to the gloryholes and I let myself be sucked this time. I was lucky to have a really experienced mouth taking my cock in and down the throat, it was really amazing. Honestly, no woman has managed to suck me so good and take it all in like that. Now, I knew there was a guy sucking me, so that kept me a bit from fully enjoying it, so I closed my eyes, put my hands on the wall and imagined that was some hot girl. I had my cum spurting in that guy's throat in no time.

Bottom line: There are guys of all ages there and most cocks aren't impressive like you see in porn or at the TS escorts. Also, expect a lot of round bellies, rahter tham gym fit bodies. The TS (or better said cross-dressers) I've seen on the Fridays are really not that attractive and mostly old guys in their 50s, so op was really lucky to come accross a hot one. But if you keep your expectations low, there are things to do there and it might be more fun if you go with somebody, so I'm definitely offering to take somebody there if you want to go (pm me and maybe we can sort out a date and time).

P.S.: Just to be clear to the lot of you that will point at me and say "gay": I'm still not attracted to men and seeing them naked puts me off, not to talk about hugging or kissing. I have tried that just to make sure, and it completly disgusts me. The same with anal, I'm definitely not going to take it up my ass and I'm not going to put my cock up some hairy ass either. I'm not even tempted too much in fucking a tranny, since it's techincally still a man, so I'm sure I couldn't keep it hard. The only bit in a man that interests me is his cock and even there, I'm quite picky and most of the times I wish I could just skip to the cumshot. Other than that, I'm only into women for all kinds of sexual acts and fetishes. I know I'm not alone out there with an itch like this, so now I dare you to be this honest, if not here, at least with yourself ;)

you are simply "BISEXUAL" right!!  :unknown: :unknown:

Offline Neromatrix

I cannot stop vomiting

Yet you knew this was a bisexual review and read it all.  Deep down you enjoyed it. Its ok to be honest with yourself!

Offline CummingPeter

I cannot stop vomiting

It's alright, there's a fetish of that too and there's plenty of porn with it. Fucking a woman's throat so hard that she vomits. I personally don't like the ones that vomit actual digested food with bits and stuff, but the ones that are vomiting just water are kinda hot. :)

There you go, have something to vomit over now :p

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Offline CummingPeter

I could go tomorrow around 11 am, if anybody wants to come.

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I could go tomorrow around 11 am, if anybody wants to come.

I didn’t realise that UKP had become a site for gay meets to be arranged..

Offline bbois77

I didn’t realise that UKP had become a site for gay meets to be arranged..

LOL, all types welcome on this forum , even the vanilla, boring ones, ring a bell?

Offline Boundless

Well done Neromatrix and Cumming Peter for your reviewsof Greenhouse,  UKP isn't always the most receptive place to describe TS or MM meets I've noticed in the past, although you've had some positive comments which is great.

Warning: 100% Heterosexuals look away now!

I got the itch a few years ago that there was more to sex than women/girls/FFM/MMF etc and have been exploring. I've seen a few TS's over the years, some were fantastic, others not so great. I agree about the anal thing, I find it quite disgusting tbh, although I did fuck one WG up the bum just to see what it was like.
I've been to Greenhouse Sauna twice on "normal" (ie gay) days but never had any action. The first time a guy did touch my cock through the towel but I was so shocked I just blurted out No thanks and he went on his way. The second was a very quiet Sunday and it was full of fat blokes with small dicks.
I have recently actually met a few guys through a popular website and after sorting out the wheat from the chaff, there are now a couple of guys locally that I meet now and then and have a great time. They both have female partners and see other women (and guys). Just arranging an MMF with one of them soon.
I totally understand that it's not everyone's cup of tea but I reckon, if it feels good, do it!

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Hmmmm well sexy love to go on Fridays xx
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What was that popular website please ?

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Boundless, can you PM me please? (It seems I haven't got enough activity to he able to send PMs yet and can only respond to PMs). I have been finding it hard to find men with similar curiosities and it would be great to have somebody to discuss it with. 
And yeah, what's that popular website you're talking about?

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Would anyone like to go on a Friday as I love tvs mmmmm
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