right! my first punt and my first review.
been lingering on this site for some time but never went ahead.
had tried setting up punts a few times but somehow never received a response / call wasnt picked up.
anyhow, after a few lousy weeks at work thought i needed to treat myself. i dont generally go for FS and this was no different.
I prefer mayas massage studio but getting there is a pain as i stay in east london.
so looked up some gumtree ones
External Link/Members Onlythis is the one that responded, 80/hr.
comms:
through whatsapp. there are 2 numbers and 1 says "whatsapp" so picked that. was asked which ad am i asking about, London/Manchester, so clearly a madam or whatever you want to say. Response was quick and pictures of the girl and location were shared. pics didnt look real, but i thought "what the heck".
location:
Easy to get to, just walked from work.
Looks:
And classic bait n switch, the girl, rather woman who greeted me was much older, clearly not the 26 year old student but she was hot in that lingerie. i would say a decent 7.
Flattish belly, decent boobs, not very firm (no surprise there) but quite a handful and a very perky derrier
i handed the cash and was led into the room.
Now here is what made the experience a good one. i had barely started unbotting when she was already out of her lingerie and came to me smiling and started fondling and hugging. ok, good start so far. i had to slow ger down, otherwise she might have yanked my t shirt off!
clothes off, she now proceeded with some awkward necking, hugging and planting hurried kisses, mingled with her giggles. I say awkward because of the speed she moved with and barely allowed me to return the favour.
massage:0/10
yeah. the absolute and utter worst massage ever! Didnt look like she gave many massages, quick movements, no pressure, basically going thru the motions.
But! she continued nto giggle and would come close and make eye contact. weird but the mirror on the closet provided a good look at her body, so once again, what the heck.
i tried talking to her but she understands no english, absolutely none and relies on an app to translate. what i managed to glean from her was that her name is "Nam", she is from Beijing and that she loves me.
realising this wasn't going anywhere i asked her if she only did massages, after a min or translations back and forth i was informed, "sex 120".
i dont carry more than i need to but today had an extra 20£ after handing over the massage money and told her that thats all i had.
finally, she agreed and said dont tell i took you for 20£ only.
good enough for me.
she brought out the protection and went into a vigorous oral. a couple of mins later i asked her (rather gestured) to return the favour, she turned around, mostly trimmed but some hair on top (think tin tin). Didn't really go down so couldnt get into it proper proper. smelled clean and diddmt taste of any cheeses.
69 didnt laast long and we went into mish. She was very flexible! got her legs all the way back to her head and allowed me to plough in nicely! No idea whether her moans and mini screams were real or not but she made tthose hentai sounds and moans which were a huge turn on for me.
i took a break and pulled out, she thought i was done but had only taken a break to auckk on her tits, saggy sadly, but the nips were nice and erect. while i was at it, she picked up her phone and texted. this pissed me off!
so onto cowgirl. she was reluctant to et me go deep and had to adjust her position a couple of times before i was finally able to do anything productive in that position. Switched between looking at her directly and through the. mirror and enjoyed this the most.
few mins into it and she checked again whether i had come! didnt expect me to last that long i guess. at thisbpoint she sat up and prevented me from going deep.
Thought might as well go doggy. this was a bad move. dont know if she couldn't understand or didn't want to get into that position but we wasted a few there and johnny started going limp, when she did get do down i wasnt hard enough and after a few tries i say screw it and decided to finish in mish.
clean up and quick shower and when i had returned she had her clothes on.
as i dressed, she stood next time, smilimg, giggling and using all the words she knew in english, "i love you", "you are handsome", "come soon".
all in all, not great, not bad either. girl is older than the pics, say 35-40, not the best tits but decent body and lovely bottom.her attitude and willingness to please are what i liked. she helped me undress and dress!
so, to sum up
pros:
1. nice figure and decent face
2. very pleasant and wanting to please
3. flexible!
cons:
1. bait n switch
2. terrible massage
3. not really vfm
did i enjoy it: absolutely!
would i return? probably not, a one time pump and dump
