Polish girls have always tickled my fancy. And the body of this blonde enticed me enough to meet her.
Saw her in Plaistow (E13) for one hour and paid £90.
Quick Summary:Positives:- Clean, polite girl
- Firm, young body
- Clean flat
- Somewhat enthusiastic and passionate
- Good VFM for one hour punts
Negatives:- Cross-eyed
- Potential bait and switch
- Cannot take a pounding
- Slight time-waster
- No fingering
- SHE BIT MY DICK!
The comms and location:The thing is I have frequented this location, for a punt, many times. I’ve been there twice 4 years ago and thrice within this year. I’ll put my hands up and say that I never had the time to review the girls that work here and/or they moved on before I could review them. So, sorry about that lads. Like I said in one of my previous reviews, I will be more diligent in my reviews of the girls that I have visited.
This location has been used by a bunch of Polish WGs, over the years. It’s about a 10 minute walk away from Plaistow tube station and I would seriously discourage you from going there during dark hours. Plaistow is an absolute shit-heap. You won’t get stabbed up for no reason, but you will most definitely get mugged if you’re at the wrong place at the wrong time. How do I know this? I grew up there and live in that area. This is also my primary reason for visiting this place so many times. Convenience.
The Polish girls that work here are not pimped out, but they do have a maid. I’m not sure if it’s the same maid that has worked here for the last few years. Usually, when you contact the number on this profile (and the profiles of the other girls that work here), you may get an initial text or two answering the basic questions, such as “are you working today?” and “what time are you available?”. After that, you will be redirected to the maid’s number, from which you will receive instructions on how to get to the location and how to buzz up and stuff. If you call the number, it’s usually the maid that picks up, but on the off-chance that the girl picks up, the location and prices is ALWAYS disclosed by the maid. The maid’s English is pretty good. Most of the WGs’, not as good.
This was my Plan B, and I had to resort to it after I failed to get confirmation from any other girls in the Stratford area. These girls are a solid Plan B for me, as they are quite close to home and have provided decent services and VFM over the years. Like for all my punts, I asked “how many times can I cum” and she said “many times” and confirmed that she does do DFK. This, of course, does not necessarily apply for the other girls that work here.
After I received the text and made my way to the location I already knew too well, I was buzzed in and made my way up to the flat. The flat itself is very clean and you do occasionally hear some women conversing in, what I presume is, the living room.
The girl:There’s no way certain way of saying if the girl in the picture is the girl I met that day. The pictures on the profile are blurred out. The girl listed on the profile has shoulder-length blonde hair, is 5’5 and has a little bit of fat accumulating around the waist, if you look carefully. The girl I met was around 5’7, shorterblonde hair with roots showing and very slender. This place is a pretty hot bait and switch zone, so I was not surprised by this. I was going to walk if I did not fancy her.
(Un)Fortunately, I did fancy her a little. I have a thing for people from that region of the map, anyway. She had a cute smile and a cheery attitude. Her body is at the peak of its youth, judging from the tight skin, no stretch marks and shapely breasts and ass. The biggest put-off, however, was that she was cross-eyed. Now, I’m sorry if you are also cross-eyed -- I am VERY slightly cross-eyed myself (I think). The problem is, I didn’t know where to look and I felt that if I tried to hold eye-contact with one eye, I’d be impolite by not looking at the other. Quite a dilemma.
Usually, it’s good practice to double check the services that she is willing to provide. This is because the maid may unknowingly tell you she does something, over the phone, as she may lose track of all the different services the different girls provide. I asked her if she does do DFK and if I can indeed cum many times. She said “yes” and I handed her the paperwork. She offered a shower, which I declined because I had showered previously. The shower itself is clean and comes fully equipped with Lynx Men’s shower gel, just in case you have the need to smell like the boys locker room, after a double lesson of PE.
After you hand her the money, she will ask you to take off your clothes while she puts away the money, which takes her a noticeably long time. This is, once again, a common practice with these girls. I am pretty sure she has a full blown conversation, in the room next door, before coming to you, laughing and talking on the way. I don’t really mind this; but once you have stripped down, and are waiting on her arrival, you sit there, cold and naked, pondering the meaning of life.
After she comes into the room, she slides out of her underwear and engages in some DFK and you notice that she has a tongue-piercing. I don’t really mind, but it is not everyone’s cup of tea. Her body is firm and soft and the feel of her ass and tits is sensational. They’re not big, but in good shape. She was also freshly showered and had a soapy scent about her. She was wearing no make-up and, most of the times, I prefer this, as you don’t have to worry about any residue being left on your body or in your mouth. She also has a rather large, visible tattoo. I tend not to pay much attention to what it is, as it’s a cue for a long conversation and I’m not really there for a "deep" conversation about tats.
The service:The service is pretty average. We move the action to the bed where we kiss and I grope. She then puts me on my back and gives me a blowjob. Nothing special, but when she uses the tongue piercing (probably unknowingly) around the helm, the feeling is absolutely amazing. I reckon she needs to learn how to use her tongue piercing and what areas of the cock to target. She does make the blowjob a little sloppy, which is something I prefer. Then the condom comes on and she asks for my favourite position and I say (boring) missionary.
Now I do not know what had gotten into me that day. Usually in missionary, I last about a solid 1 minute and 23 seconds. But that day, I was ready to pound the absolute shit out of her. I wasn’t on any pills or anything – just a shite cappuccino from a shite Costa. Coincidentally, I was in a similar pounding mood with another Polish WG that used to work here 4 years ago.
I pump the crap out of her, full-speed, for about 10 minutes, whilst kissing and biting her gently. I tried putting her legs over my shoulder, but she does not allow it, saying I am too big and too enthusiastic for that position. Just for the record, I am average (maybe even below). Nevertheless I carry on trying to get as deep as possible and keeping a consistent pace. Eventually she cums, but I don’t, so I carry on. I wish I was as virile all the time. After another 10 minutes, she asks for a break. She is panting heavily and says I made her cum. I held myself back from saying “You didnt make me cum at all". She says she has to get some water and asks if I want some too. I realised I was thirsty, so I agreed. She exits the bedroom and once again takes a noticeable time to get some water, talking and making jokes, in Polish, on the way.
Once she re-enters, she hands me the water and I gulp it down clumsily. I was horny and really wanted to resume where we left off. However, I feel like that water took some steam out of me. She then laid down next to me and said I was too rough with her. I said, “sorry but I’m horny today”. We laughed and joked a little whilst I played with her body and she touched me up before moving to another session of OWO. Once I was fully erect, she said that she did not want me to fuck her in missionary again. So she assumed doggy. Unfortunately for her, I do not cum quickly in doggy. So I was just hammering away whilst groping her soft ass and kissing her back and neck. I tried to get her to arch her back, which would give me a better view and grant me a deeper insertion. But she denied this act as well. So, I picked up the speed again, trying to cum. Once again, she had to ask me to stop and this time she laid on the bed panting.
I move closer to her and make an attempt to enter missionary. She once again said, “no, you’re making me tired”. This time, I said, I would fuck her gently and she agreed without much persuasion. So I keep a slower pace, more kissing and caressing, taking deep thrusts at random drawn out intervals. She’s breathing heavily and I assume she was enjoying herself. Eventually, I pick up the pace a little and then finally I cum. She is absolutely relieved by this.
As I pull out, I notice I am still quite erect and realise that I will be hard again within 5 minutes. We talk a little and discuss life. We kiss and we grope and she moves on to suck me off again. She asks if I like that and I said yeah. Then before I know it, SHE BIT MY DICK! She’s laughing about it and said it’s a payback for the rough sex I gave her. My first reaction was to grab her by the throat and throttle her. She continues giggling as I pull her by the throat, angrily towards me. She looks me deep in my eyes (or maybe she was looking at the table lamp to my left with her cross-eye, IDK) and kisses me. This is when I realise she’s an absolute, fucking psycho.
As we pull out of the kiss, she tries to smack me. But the dick biting had me on full-guard and I easily brush her arm away and pin her down. As she’s giggling away, we wrestle and kiss. She had bought something animal out of me and I wanted to fuck the daylights out of her. She then looks at her phone and says that time is almost up and we don’t have enough time for more sex. At this point, I don’t know what I’m more pissed about – the fact that I am still horny or the fact that she bit my dick.
I cut my losses, get dressed up and leave, keeping the conversation to a minimum. At the door, she grabs me and kisses me. I’m still pissed…
Conclusion:I was going to give this a "neutral", but she definitely was more than just an average punt.This girl is definitely enthusiastic (perhaps a bit too much) and is full of energy. Her body is good and her attitude is not bad. If she wasn’t a WG, she would be an absolute freak in the sheets, IMO. However, she cannot take a bit of pounding, which is off-putting and the dick-biting, even more so. Even though I brought this up a few times, I cannot fault her for being cross-eyed -- it’s a misfortune she didn’t choose, after all. She’s still a nice, pretty and friendly girl.
Would I recommend? Yes, as long as you’re not looking to pump away relentlessly and want a more sensual experience. Plus at £90 p/h it’s good value for money these days.
Would I go back? Probably no, I may have some form of castration anxiety. However, I am on a tight budget and her VFM is pretty good for the range of services she provides.
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