Having been left out in the cold earlier in the day by planA it was onto my next great plan.
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The short version.Utter shite !!! FFS her name’s Mona which should have told me everything I needed to know.
The booking process.A couple of texts followed by a short phone call and that was that. Stall laid out to which Mona’s maid/pimp responded that her likes list was accurate with the only extra being anal subject to size and hygiene. No AWank booking request no fuck all. Simples and just how I like it.
GAME ON !!!
The waiting game.There wasn’t one.
The Venue.A fairly decent flat over one of the many shops on Otley road in Bradford. The area is a right shithole and not somewhere I would fancy being really late at night.
First I am going to describe her.Mona is a size 10/12 Hungarian lass with Roma roots. Absolutely no doubt that the lass in the pictures was the one in the room as she clearly shows her face and has a very obvious tattoo above her left tit on her Awank profile. She’s got very dark skin which has an “olive/brown tone” which has been edited out of her pictures.
I’d say she’s about 5’5” tall, weighs about 9½ and that her stats are in the region of 34-28-38 and that her tits are a B/C and are her own. She’s got a bit of a gut and a lovely arse, it’s round and firm and very peachy and that IMHO is her best feature. Her given age of 28 is way out. She’s much younger than that IMHO as I reckon the AWank profile is recycled.
I was disappointed as I expected her to smaller.
The meeting.Arrived with 5 minutes to spare and announced my presence. FFS I was kept waiting for 20 minutes and then I was in.
Well not quite as the lass had to come to let me through the first of 3 locked doors. There’s a very solid steel “barrier/gate” to the yard at the back of the house, the actual house/flat door and then a second door at the top of the stairs that led to the first floor.
All 3 doors were locked as we passed through them.
The maid now came out of the kitchen. I could here at least 2 other voices, one of them was male, speaking in what I presumed to be Hungarian. The maid now asked me if I liked and told me the fee. I elected to take an hour of Mona’s time plus anal if it was on offer. I was then led to the next floor where I handed Mona the money for an hour and made it very clear she wasn’t having the other 20 till I’d fucked her arse.
Time for a shower. I was handed a clean towel before being led to a fit for purpose bathroom with a mixer tap shower. There was another room in which a lass was getting fucked.
Mona held watch while I showered. I heard the other punter leave so no shower for him.
Back into the room. The maid now came and collected the fee.
It now just went to shit.
Mona refused to kiss me “It’s extra BBE”. When I queried this I got the stock “English no speak BBE”
Mona wiped my cock with a wet wipe even though I’d just showered albeit her OWO was rather good until she came up for air saying “no sperm in mouth BBE it extra BBE” before she covered me up and continued her sucking. Mona now decided it was podging time as she squatted over me, lubed the condom, and “plonked” herself straight down my full length. SLAM !! SLAM !! SLAM !! As she fucked me like her life depended on it and then just stopped. “Why you not finish BBE” she says to me before doing it again in reverse squat and asking the same. So I asked her to get on her back as I wanted to control the fucking. I had intended on giving her a lick first but guess what “No !! NO !! BBE it extra !!” so that put a stop to that. Usual knees up to her chest trick to control depth which I wasn’t having. Time to get this party over as I asked her for doggie. FFS she kept her legs closed and her arse high so I simply squatted behind, which I don’t think she was expecting, and fucked her good and proper. WTF as she started clamping and resisting me which was rather uncomfortable so I got off her, asked if she was OK to proceed and then asked her to get back to sucking my cock. Mona didn’t want to suck my cock and instead roughly wanked me off. Surprisingly not so little Fishy was in the mood for it as instead of throwing himself to the floor her remained proudly upright.
Fuck time again, which was Mona’s choice as she feigned arm ache, so this time I went on top and fucked her hard and deep until I filled the condom buried balls deep inside her.
Mona immediately ran for the bathroom so I had to clean myself up.
I just couldn’t be bothered any more as it was quite clear to me that the punt was over so I dressed and made to leave after picking up the extra £20 off the side. The look she gave me when I did that was hilarious.
Mona now accompanied me downstairs, retrieved the keys from the maid, and eventually let me out. I felt like a convict being released from prison as she unlocked the doors before I was “allowed” to leave.
I got back to my car 50 minutes after I left it.
The money bit.I paid £80 for an hour of Mona’s life. It was meant to be an extra £20 to fuck her arse but I just CBA !!
In conclusion.I escaped from Colditz !!!
Last but not least.I’m not a nervous punter BUT all those locked doors really put me on edge. I hate to think what would have happened if I’d have asked for my money back and walked.