External Link/Members OnlyThis has the potential to be a contentious review so let me start by stating that I am not under any circumstances suggesting that the reviews by our well-respected fellow punters Madone1, Jollytimes, Flatcap and Shropshire Bloke are fictional or elaborated. We have however always said that everybody’s experiences and views are different and add to the overall mix in the pot, so here we go.
I’m splitting the review into two parts – The Meet and Maya.
The Meet.
Initial booking made two days beforehand with swift responses by text. Asked to confirm on the day.
I sent a confirmation text at 8.30 on the day – no reply.
Sent another text at 10.30 – no reply.
Eventually received confirmation from her about 12.30 by which time I was beginning to think that the early afternoon punt was off.
Arrived 10 minutes early and finally got the come in text 15 minutes later.
Agreed 30 minutes B2B followed by 30 minutes FS at £100
She left the room and I was told to undress and lye on the bed to wait for the oil to warm up.
Back she came, 5 to 10 minutes later, faffed around for a while ‘setting things up’, took off her dress, naked underneath and applied what was by now very hot oil. Rubbed a bit of oil on herself and climbed aboard. Much of the time she was seated on top of me with her full body weight on me and massaging firmly with elbows, feet and knuckles. Far from sensual and not really pleasurable. In fact I went home with an ache in my lower back which wasn’t there previously. Turned over and the same routine followed.
Without discussion she climbed off, foraged around for a while choosing a vibrator and opening a condom packet.
She slipped the condom onto me using her mouth and continued to give me an average blow job, then got into reverse cowgirl position and started using the vibe at the same time. I have to say I did enjoy this and she certainly did as, like the other reviews she seemed to be having multiple orgasms but definitely no squirting.
Changed into cowgirl at my request, then she requested doggy and later finished in mish.
It really felt as though she was driving the appointment for her own pleasure and not for mine.
Now while all this was going on, she was constantly stopping, getting off and wiping herself down with towels and wipes because she was hot and sweaty. The room was very hot and the sweat was running off her right from the start of the massage.
So having ‘finished’, she disappeared off to have a cold shower while I was given a can of drink and left to relax on the bed. Eventually she came back and started faffing around again, trying to open windows, fanning the room with the door and the towel and complaining about the heat.
She then sat behind me and gave me a head massage for 5 minutes before offering a shower which I took.
Back outside, looked at the clock and 65 minutes had passed, and a lot of wasted time.
Maya
If you are familiar with the previous reviews you will note that I made no mention of RO. Maya seemed to constantly position herself so that access to her pussy by hand or mouth was either impossible or difficult. There were two fleeting moments when I did manage to get a finger there and I got the feeling that there was ‘something extra’ down there. I have probed many a pussy in my life so I think I know my way around and I just wasn’t comfortable probing Maya any further and certainly not going for RO.
During the session I heard a door in the flat close and so asked if she shared with anybody. She said yes, with a friend. I asked if she did massages too and was told that yes she did and she is a transsexual. Hmmmm!
The big question
So since my experience differed so much from my fellow punters my question is, did really I see Maya or did I see her TS flat mate. If the person was a TS then it might explain why the room was so bloody dark. Only two small candles lighting the room, so was there something to hide? Did this explain the long delay in confirming the appointments while they arranged a switch?
If it was Maya, maybe she was having a bad day, maybe she was shagged out by the time I got there, as she said she had already had two appointments. She looked tired and disinterested from the moment I arrived.
Either way I won’t be going again. I have had much better times in the past for £100.
I’ve never been keen on Thai girls so after this experience its back to FBSM for me.