Paris for 5 days

[jack_rose]

Good morning fellows,

In Paris for a few days hoping to do a bit of touring. Anyone got any experience of best spots in the city? I’m thinking on the realms of massage hj/bj type of thing. From the amateur detective google searches I’ve done most services are averaging to be €250/€350 which is way over budget for me. Hope this reaches you well.

[Titti Tatti]

Good morning fellows,

In Paris for a few days hoping to do a bit of touring. Anyone got any experience of best spots in the city? I’m thinking on the realms of massage hj/bj type of thing. From the amateur detective google searches I’ve done most services are averaging to be €250/€350 which is way over budget for me. Hope this reaches you well.

With one post to your name its clear you've exhausted your  research on here?

In Paris there financial crisis means there are literally no police left at all and it's become a free for all for punters. Anyone you see dressed as a Gendarme is on the game.  So pick one you fancy, M or F, and put ,€40 in their hand and say you won't pay one cent more and you expect "Greek" too.  Then climb into the nearby wagon (don't worry it's a cover) and if you're lucky you'll get handcuffs for nothing extra.  After that it will be a swift transfer to the 'hotel' where you'll likely be guest of honour at a gang bang!

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You forgot to mention that it's customary to grab them by the crotch while handing over the money.  Wouldn't want there to be any doubts about what you're after; you could end up in real trouble otherwise.

[Sibiu]

France is a punting disaster zone. Poor service - that's when you can get any that's not old or large or West African or all three.