Author Topic: Lisa (aka Linda aka Xin Xin) - Bromley ad posted by Ivy - Photos not her.  (Read 2219 times)

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Spotted this ad, originally without a photo (added since I went), and was curious to see if it was another of the B&S ones for the Chinese operation on the High St.

Enquired by text about services included in price and after they confirmed OWO was +10 I said I'd pass.  Then a few mins later they said it was included in the 1hr charge and then a little later again said they'd include in the 30 min charge too  :yahoo:

This is a different lot currently operating out of a flat above a shop around the back of Bromley on Chatterton Rd.

Woman who answered the door was a podgy but not unattractive mid-40-something, good English, 5'2", trudging about in baggy sweats.  Turns out she was playing mamasan and she thought I'd been before, I assured her I hadn't although I recognised her face so could well have indulged in her services in years gone by (likely somewhere up in town) and she directed me upstairs to the "girl" who would see me.  I turned left into an empty bedroom before looking around for another room just as a sweet-faced mamma with her hair up childishly in 2 tails (one to either side) poked her head round the door of the other bedroom behind me.  I was beckoned in by a petite 5', 45+, pale-skinned, size 6-8 in flannel trousers and a cross-over top bulging invitingly with some soft, saggy C/Ds.  The dimly lit bedroom was a warm, functional double with minimal furniture, the bed was sound and there was a dressing mirror on the wall.  She's a friendly, Mandarin speaking lady with limited English who didn't understand my final confirmation of services.  She did seem eager to get started so I handed over 60 for 30 and shucked my clothes as she quickly slipped out of hers to reveal long-teated, tubular hooters that likely have suckled a few and lost their plumpness for it.  Slack tummy rolls when she bent over flattened out when she straightened up so this slip of a lass is an untoned, slender Chinese doll.   :thumbsup:

She invited me to lie back and quickly but attentively wet-wiped my todger and ass so things were looking promising.   :thumbsup:
She kept her small hand working my dick as she knelt between my legs and bent forward to deliver the typical nipple licking as her soft mounds braced my swelling helmet.   Once she'd raised his interest she rocked back on her heels pressed my erection to my belly and dipped down to lick my balls and perineum with a warm, wet, skillful tongue.   :thumbsup:
I couple of minutes later she licked up my shaft and engulfed my knob with her mouth.  No hesitation just straight into a very pleasing sucking, nothing wild, no gagging (she kept my root clasped in her hand) and whilst I placed my hand on the back of her head I didn't try to force her down, although she took in a little more.  Another round of balls and perineum with her tongue before a little more sucking and then we switched to RO.  She let me settle in on her clean, bushy, tiny, tidy puss and once I'd gotten a rhythm going she let me know if she wanted slower or harder.  She didn't go crazy but she also didn't seem disinterested and with more attention she allowed fingers to circle and enter her as I lapped at her clit.  As the minutes ticked by I even snuck a cheeky little finger in her ass as I had two fingers working her g-spot, I started to thrust all three as she raised her hips off the bed, she was gasping and seemed to ride a (well faked?) orgasm crowned off with a satisfied sigh.  I continued to lap and finger her and she happily accepted the attention.   :thumbsup:
I moved up her body to suckle on her 3/4 inch slender teats as she pulled my head to her and she rubbed my shaft on her slick clit.  She reached for a condom to quickly but deftly cover me up before drawing me into her snug, warm and welling clam.  Not much time left on the clock so she urged me on with encouraging oohs, ahhs and babys.  She was laid back with her legs vertical up my torso, I clasped her thighs and pulled her onto my thrusts for a satisfyingly urgent release.  She let me stay in her for a good minute or two after, responding well as I twitched and ground into her in the afterglow.
We exchanged thankyous at the dismount before she removed the condom and gently wet-wiped my cock clean.  (I didn't bother with a shower although a bathroom is just down the hall.)
Finally asked her name and she said Xin Xin (my guess at spelling as she didn't understand me when I asked her to).  Dressed and got a peck on the cheek as I left the room (got vibe during sesh that she wasn't into kissing) just as mamasan came knocking.

Asked mamasan to confirm name of girl and she said Lisa!  :unknown:  Sadly she'll only be around for the rest of the week, no idea if she'd be back.  Another girl arrives next Monday(?) so it's one of those ops.

If the price and services remain the same then I'll pop by to try another at this place.  If I knew where "Lisa" was working next I'd probably see her again to see if mileage could be improved.  Heck I might even try the mamasan if I'm feeling depraved.



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Thanks for the review @ LL Punting.

So in essence any punter popping in for a bite at this place don't really know who will be there or what to expect as "Lisa" more than likely has moved on.
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Thanks for the review @ LL Punting.

So in essence any punter popping in for a bite at this place don't really know who will be there or what to expect as "Lisa" more than likely has moved on.

Yup, typical Chinese flat.  "Lisa" there for rest of week (prob finishes Sunday).  Just call and ask mamasan.

I will try again to see if the charges remain the same.  If they do then that'll be better than most in the area and given the meh standard of massage in the parlours you might as well save some dosh and shag a similar bird who might just be able to give you a passable rub too.
E.g. "New" Yaya @ China Health is in better shape but will cost 30+40 for just 30 mins b2b HR and others have reported she's after much more for further extras.  Long serving indie Gheorgiana (?) is younger, all natural and gives HR incl in her capable massage rates and if she likes you you can get quite handsy/fingery (no nude/b2b yet alas) and I'd choose her over Yaya if HR is all that's available for 70 or less because you get 60 mins with G iirc.