Seems like your the promoter hmm
Thanks to the brethren who have responded already to this post. My thought would be, dear Urlmicro, before you put thumb to keyboard like this, to do some analysis, perhaps along the following lines:
Q: This looks like a bit fluffy, has Googly7 gone over the top and not mentioned any negatives?
A: Ooops, in a short review he mentions mess and lips, so not all positive then.
Q: Still not convinced, I'll check her other reviews, sure there's loads of negatives there?
A: Oh, look, the other reviews all seem pretty positive and mention pretty much the same good reasons for a visit.
Q: Nah, not swallowing it, he's a Brummie based tout isn't he?
A: Oh look, although he doesn't have that many reviews, this is his first for Birmingham.
Q: Well, sure he's from the North-East, where's she's from, then?
A: Nope, never done a review of a lass from north of Manchester...hang on, most of his reviews are from the south-east or London. Could it possibly be that he is based down there and just occasionally travels to our great cities further north?
Go back under your bridge, mate, and try thinking first next time. And it's "you're" not "your".