Author Topic: Lolla- Clapham North (Can't take dick and not cut out for the job)  (Read 840 times)


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Comms and Location: Called up and popped round the the usual place off the high street.

Price paid and services:£60, 30 mins, OW and positions.

Looks:Pictures are representative. Tiny Brazilian chick with nice hair, beautiful blue/greenish eyes. Too skinny for my taste to be honest. I just thought why not sample something a bit different. Breasts are AA maybe :unknown: tiny waist. I think this girl might have been between a size 6-4. She is 19 years old. Facially I would say she is pretty, slender face; her eyes are her main feature, not my type though. Clear skin, does not smell, height weight around 5ft2-5ft4. Her butt is perky but is not a bubble as she is so tiny, barely anything to grab.

Meet: Alright, so I came to see someone else who happened to not be available and saw her, thought why not? Have not really sampled a girl that looks like her before. When I settled down and really looked at her body I started to think oh shit how the hell is this chick going to take dick I'm more than double her size  :dash:. She was very enthusiastic at the start, even went out of her way to tell me I'm the first black guy shes servicing.... yeah, whatever... anyway, alarms bells should have rang in my head  :dash:. It was clear she was new to this, well in the UK anyway. OW was terrible, crappy technique. Oh, she also tried to upsell OW for an extra £20 whilst jacking me off before the OW, thinking all my reasoning has gone to my dick  :lol:. There was little use of hands but it was just shit, basic head bobbing. Imagine if I paid extra  :angry:. I watched her go along with her act before progressing onto CG. There was restricted penetration from the start. She could not even fully take it in. At this point the punt just became banter to me and I was like well, lets see where this all goes  :lol:. Moved onto missionary whilst the music that was playing was some weird pop song that had adele as a picture but.. it was not adele singing  :crazy:. Missionary was also restricted for sometime, eventually she started to finger herself and I got some form of penetration but whilst this was going on she kept saying "oh chocolate" and going off into Portuguese and smiling whilst making faces  :dash:. By this point I was thinking rah this chick is a bit weird what should I do? She moved over for me to enter from her side but she just could not fully take me in without damn near being squeamish   :dash: . Even when I slowed down to a bloody standstill she still could not hack it. Finally went onto doggy and she could not hack it for even a minute, I could see in her face that she has had enough, she then motioned to finish by HJ and I eagerly agreed ready to finish this punt ASAP. Her handjob technique was also appalling, such basic technique with no finesse. She was a good sport when trying to wank me off, spiting on my dick and trying to get me off, it's just that she was so crap. I really believe she is 19, no experience at all  :(. Ended with me wanking myself off having to concentrate whilst she played with my balls.

All in all, a very forgettable experience, sex wise anyway. I was laughing for quite a bit of it though at her antics, she kept dancing around and making weird faces, whilst constantly saying "chocolate"; quite a strange one she is  :D. Well, if you have size, she is a no go. If you like energetic tiny weirdos, maybe she might be a go  :lol:. I doubt she will last long if she can't take dick and dishing out shit technique. I went super easy on her and was pretty accommodating, considering I was the one paying and all that jazz  :sarcastic:

The negative is for the appalling technique, her attitude was fine. She was just not up to standards.

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Cheers for the Latin Times Review as usual - which was amusing in part - however, overall frustrating   :(

Punter's Alienation :dash:
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Cheers for the Latin Times Review as usual - which was amusing in part - however, overall frustrating   :(

Punter's Alienation :dash:

Funnily enough, I was not even angry. I just found myself shaking my head laughing the whole thing off.

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Funnily enough, I was not even angry. I just found myself shaking my head laughing the whole thing off.

That's good and the right attitude to it IMHO as a means of avoiding Punter's Alienation  :thumbsup:
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