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External Link/Members OnlyProbably get outed for this if they ever check, but these are so bad I thought I must post ASAP.
I hour threesome for £200 with Kelly and her mate Fay.
Kelly says she is 31 but is more like 45 with a belly, but rather nice soft tits (not much of a redeeming feature).
Fay is a rather hot mid-20's with enhanced boobs, not bad. Slim and tattooed. No AW yet - I will be keeping my eye out, not in a good way.
Attitude:
Very poor. Beneath a thin veneer of 'You alright babe - want you to have a good time' - little respect with the aim of getting away with as little as possible. You are there to be fleeced.
Services:
limited - OW, some sex!, no fingering and some hint of a two cum limit - which I came nowhere near. Kelly did her best to avoid even light kissing - Fay did FK eventually.
I assume it was part of their
cynical plan or they just did not know what they were doing - everything was delivered hard, presumably to get it over with quicker. Works just the opposites with me - kills it. May have watched too much porn - all false moans! Kelly was mostly disinterested, relying of Fay to take the load.
Final straw, they probably
clipped 10mins off - and that was after a time wasting massage at the end by Kelly too. Says she is trained. There was some technique, but very amateurish.
Apparently Fay is starting out and being trained by Kelly. She's chosen badly there and will end up being a rip off escort when she could actually be very popular if she tried.
Finally they apparently come from Warwick.
Punting gods hate me at the moment.
Topic: Kelly & Fay - Incall - Milton Keynes - stay away (Read 2013 times)