Right first official review, as been accused of leeching!
Mob.07413 464 543 (didn't use as just turned up)
Right, been here a number of times over the last few years, and my experiences have been mixed. This place has had quite a fast turn around of middle aged to older Chinese ladies performing massage, but occasionally you will get a younger masseuse (but hurry, they don't stay long)
On this occasion, i had finished work around two weeks from this review date, and thought I would just pop into old faithful. You have to be confident and matter of fact when going to this establishment, as it is right in the middle of a high street on Boldmere road, so don't act shady or embarrassed as you will attract atention (unless you are not bothered of course, i am as i know people in this area).
As you walk in you are greeted by jars of Chinese herbs and usually a staff member, in this case, nobody for about 20 seconds, just before I was about to walk out. Now usually whoever greets you, tends to be the masseuse, as i have only once or twice encountered a receptionist of sorts. On this occasion, i'd say late 40's lady, with a decent figure, and quite big boobs for a Chinese lady greeted me. I paid 35 pounds for 45 minutes, as 30 mins is never long enough for me, and an hour is always that bit too long to wait when horny as hell, ha!
So paperwork handed over, and led to a very small room, clean but basic, with a massage table. She left i got undressed and lay face down on the massage table and waited. The same lady that greeted me re-appeared (as expected), and began a pretty firm lightly oiled massage. she occasionally made the massage more sensual with some swipes of the ass crack and some fingernail action, which we all know is the green light for extras. In this case around 35 minutes into the massage and after i had turned over, she asked me if i want an ending, to which is said yes, and then if i wanted body to body. I negotiated from 40 to 30 pounds body to body, and she got naked, and at this point i realised my guess of late 40's was wrong, as she was more pushing 60 if her body was anything to go by. To the action, she used plenty of slow swipes and movements and fondling, but didn't last long before she started a vigorous wanking while tickling my perineum. She let me suck her nipples, and twist them, and even let my have play with her clit (bushy snatch alert). After 5 or so minutes she could see i was building up, and put me off slightly with the fake ooohs and errs. Splat the fat, and she cleaned me up well in fairness. Didn't get body 2 body, just naked and some playing, which was a bit disappointing, and so 65 pounds all in, some would say a little pricey!
Overall, its ronseal, this place does what it says on the tin, nothing to write home about, its a place to go for a half-decent massage and an oily handjob, from some middle/old aged Chinese lady!
