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25 review(s) for British Jess xoxo (19 positive, 0 neutral, 6 negative) [Indexed by Kev3773]

Offline Kev3773

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Having seen positive recent reviews for Jess thought I'd take the plunge.
All comms via AW, booked a few days in advance then confirmed on the morning. Given postcode and approximate location of house. So far so good, arrived 5 mins early and had to sit and wait for her to contact me with door number, this is not my favourite way of doing things as I had no contact details other than AW for her. Got to appointment time and I was wondering if radio silence would ensue. About a minute after got a call from a private number and it was Jess letting me know where to go.
Terraced house in Gateshead with neighbors across the road who could possibly see comings and goings. She's not there full time so maybe not a problem. She was behind the door as per and greeted me with a nice smile and kiss. First impressions, she was older than expected advertised as 32 I would say the other end of 30's  :unknown: huge tits hanging out of a negligee, as she led me into the bedroom I could see she was a lot bigger than photos suggest on AW. Especially main photo in pink set. Hung my coat on door and handed over the fee £50/30mins. A nice kiss as I did so and thought here we go. She went to corner of room where her phone and other things were and started chatting, fair enough ice breakers and all that. This went on for what seemed like an age, even showing me pics on her phone :unknown: I've got to admit in hindsight I should have pushed things to start but think I was just in a bit of shock as never had anyone in many many years start a punt like that. Eventually she said something like enough of this let's get naughty, she started with some decent french kissing then removed her negligee to reveal her tits they were actually nice, as sometimes huge naturals can be saggy and full of stretch marks, hers weren't. I could now see the rest and confirmed my fears that when they're as big as that and natural the rest of the body follows suit. She could be described as hourglass as long as it was a wider one, also had a fair sized belly on her. I may be painting an awful picture but don't mean to, just it's not the figure I would opt for and many will think she's gorgeous. She went down on me for owo, quite deep as well. Removed clothes and on to the bed and she gave me some more pretty decent owo, she then got a condom and covered me up ( normally I would be up for tasting the girls delights but just wasn't into it enough )
She got on top and was quite enthusiastic, we'd discussed prior about anal so she said to take her doggy first and I duly obliged. Shortly afterwards she said I'd need lube for anal, no problem I thought, she then got off the bed leaving me kneeling with little Alfie poking out in mid air. She left the room for what seemed like an age ( probably only a minute or so in reality ) went to drawers opening what looked like a new tube of lube and also got a new condom. By this time little Alfie was feeling very sorry for himself and was trying to hide :( Jess removed my condom and tried to revive me but I knew it was a lost cause and said so. We lay and had a chat, she is actually quite a nice lass, just not for me in punting terms.
I had thought about a neutral but took some time to think about it and decided there were too many negatives for it to be anything else. I wouldn't return but by her previous glowing reviews I'm sure many will and will have a good time too. :hi:
Edit :- forgot to mention her phone/alarm went off a couple of times and she stopped to see to it. Very off-putting.
« Last Edit: September 27, 2018, 01:13:22 pm by alfie2013 »

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Thanks for a good honest review Alfie, shes not for me either if that much bigger  :thumbsup:

Offline tynetunnel

Thanks for the review, this ones too big for me by the sounds of it   :thumbsdown:

Offline Shearer1955

Certainly a balance to the many Positive reviews
Sometimes the reality for a punter doesn't match up to the image you hope for
I haven't seen her yet so will deliberate on whether to see her sometime
I don't like interruptions to answer phone etc so that is poor  on her part  :hi:

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Thanks for the honest review mate, not one I've had on my list, perhaps just as well.

Offline waynekerr600

Thanks for the review. Sorry to hear you didn't enjoy your time.

Offline Sar-Major

Cheers for the review Alf,   :drinks: .

Makes me wonder why her size hasn't been mentioned before in the last few reviews. :unknown: :unknown: :unknown:

She's been on my list for ages, I could possibly put up with the size if she "Delivers The Goods" in a great way.  :wacko:   :D

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Cheers for the review Alf,   :drinks: .

Makes me wonder why her size hasn't been mentioned before in the last few reviews. :unknown: :unknown: :unknown:
 :hi: :hi:

They obviously like "curvy" lasses.
If you have any doubts as to my description go see her, there is a fair chance you will enjoy yourself going off earlier reports  :unknown:

Offline Wonderwall_m1

Thanks for the review mate, going to give this one a miss. Attitude doesn't seem great.

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Not seen her for a couple of years or more maybe. She was pretty toned and fit then. Sounds like she's let things slide, pity as she was really good once.
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Offline datwabbit

Proper negative- chatting and phone distraction.

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Proper negative- chatting and phone distraction.

I don't mind a chat post-coital but not before especially on a shorter booking   :unknown:

Offline CELICA GT

Sorry its a negative Alfie,  you speak as you find, just checked and it was august last year when I reviewed her, she certainly wasn't skinny back then, shapely and buxom is how I would have described her, looks like she may have put a little bit of weight on.  :unknown:

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Sorry its a negative Alfie,  you speak as you find, just checked and it was august last year when I reviewed her, she certainly wasn't skinny back then, shapely and buxom is how I would have described her, looks like she may have put a little bit of weight on.  :unknown:

I would still class her as shapely and very buxom, just add a couple of sizes to her main pic.  :hi:

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I would still class her as shapely and very buxom, just add a couple of sizes to her main pic.  :hi:
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Offline Ahmedhutan

Thanks for your review Alfie, really helps me a lot. Chatty ones are my main bugbear especially if you only have 30 mins or so...


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I don't mind a chat post-coital but not before especially on a shorter booking   :unknown:
Yes agreed. Holly and Carly got negatives for that.

Offline Tiger63

Justified Negative for leaving you in the room waiting for lube and another condom when she should have had it next to the bed. :thumbsdown:

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Thanks for the review Alfie, I'd been considering a punt with Jess for a while now but I suspected from her photos that she might be a bit on the large size for me.  I'm more into petite slim SP's.  You've saved me wasting my hard earned.  :thumbsup:

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Thanks for the review Alfie Spot on, I found nice lass good service cums a lot but a bit like fucking a space hopper, a lot of good reviews but not for me.

Offline waynekerr600

a lot of good reviews but not for me.

It does appear that reviews are not for you.

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I have no problem with reviews, people's tastes are different, some like fat lasses just not my thing each to there own, the reviews I have looked at did not reflect her size and neither did her aw photos, as I said nice lass good service I liked her just not what floats my boat.

Offline waynekerr600

I have no problem with reviews, people's tastes are different, some like fat lasses just not my thing each to there own, the reviews I have looked at did not reflect her size and neither did her aw photos, as I said nice lass good service I liked her just not what floats my boat.

I meant you didn't do a review of her.

Offline Larkins cupboard

Pointless doing a review now (this was 5 years ago or so) but Alfie's review sounds very familiar to me. She was Sasha at nne I think then and I thought I was in for a great time, but she killed the atmos by telling me about a friend of hers who'd died from an overdose a few days before. Talk about too much information . Why she chose to work I've no idea as it was obvious she was still upset about it. After that passion killer needless to say the punt didn't work out . I'm sure she could be a sexy woman, but I've never been back.

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I have seen lots of girls over the last 2 1/2 years since starting punting, I don't have the time to review each one, and how accurate would the reviews be ? I have no problem doing reviews I have done 5 in the short time I have been a member of ukpunting a lot of people do none, if I see a review of a girl I have see and think I can contribute I will provide any info I have. I get the impression a lot of guys don't review for fear of getting hammered, I am thick skinned and don't give a fuck to be honest.  :hi:

Offline waynekerr600

I don't have the time to review

Speaking for myself I find the 10 minutes to help others.

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If you are going to quote try not doing it out of contex " the words are the words"  :hi:

Offline waynekerr600

If you are going to quote try not doing it out of contex " the words are the words"  :hi:

If it's not clear I think you are lazy seeing girls and not doing a review then coming on here making comments after the event.

The excuse of not having the time is just justification of your own laziness as it only takes minutes.

Your choice of course. But also my opinion.
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I have seen lots of girls over the last 2 1/2 years since starting punting, I don't have the time to review each one, and how accurate would the reviews be ? I have no problem doing reviews I have done 5 in the short time I have been a member of ukpunting a lot of people do none, if I see a review of a girl I have see and think I can contribute I will provide any info I have. I get the impression a lot of guys don't review for fear of getting hammered, I am thick skinned and don't give a fuck to be honest.  :hi:

Could have written much the same myself.
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Offline waynekerr600

Could have written much the same myself.

The site's ask about helping people make an informed choice. The more reviews the easier it is to make an informed choice. Just my opinion.

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Alf, thanks and I am gutted, the photo angles must have been good as she does look rather nice. Live and learn!, another off my list...
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Alf, thanks and I am gutted, the photo angles must have been good as she does look rather nice. Live and learn!, another off my list...

I guess you missed this thread is a year old  :unknown:

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I guess you missed this thread is a year old  :unknown:

Your reviews stand the test of time obviously!