What a shit punt, the worst infact.
Keeping this one blunt with enough details as I'd rather not remember it
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Date: Just now
Time: just now
Length of booking: 30mins
Price: £80
Services: Profile says rimming and owo available, called and confirmed owo but she said no to rimming.
Location: heart of covent garden, hard not to get noticed but the level of footfall helps to stay discrete.
Girl: okay looking, size 8, saggy a.f. tits, no effort made at all. Relatively short, say 5ft.
Details:
I get to the location and I'm buzzed up, she opens the door in a towel and dripping wet. So at least she appeared clean.
She's speaking to me in a mix of Spanish and English, thinking she isn't the well spoken lady on the phone. Either way I'm here, her tits are out - I hand over the cash.
I offered to freshen up and she said don't worry.
Punt starts - try to kiss and got 3 pokes on my lips from what we seemed like lips that had been subjected to the Saharan desert.
I removed her towel, she removes my clothes and then gets oil out and rubs up my cock. Does a good job and gets me hard so I use some of said oil to rub up her tits. I then attempt to play with her clit and she slaps my hand away (you read that clearly).
I know by now that this is going to be a shit punt so I tell her to do oral without. She grabs a condom - I then said no and she started doing what can only be described as the most non existent oral ever!
I'm lying down on the bed, she leans across my chest so that her back is Infront of me. She then licks my cock and starts making sucking sounds on her hand!
She pretends to come up for air and says 'good?'!!
I then said 'no, you're not sucking my dick' I actually put my dick in her mouth and she sucks it for a bit and well but then again tries the same trick!
This time I flip her round so she's facing me and then get her to do oral. When she realises she has no choice she starts a half decent oral but then obviously turns it toothy. I get fucked off by thus point and tell her to pass the condom and rubbered up I shove that down her throat and made her gag for the fucking trouble.
By this point I just want her to learn a lesson. I tell her to jump ontop and within 5 seconds she screaming hail mary bouncing up and down with her hand on the base of my dick.
From here I've lost all patience and it becomes a bit Dom for a few minutes.
I pull out, bend her over with her knees on the bend hold her hands down next to her and pound the shit outta her until I'm done.
To be honest I've had better casual sex with my fucking hands.
After I'm done I get changed ignore her 'baby good, you like' bs and leave.
Anyway, not summing this up it's just shit in general.
Sorry for any typos or misspellings, done on my phone.
I either do a £20 kiss test first..
Failure no fuss other than my time wasted and petrol..
I'm out..
Geezer next time this shitty vibe happens terminate appointment within 2 minute time frame..
Put clothes back on and kick up a fuss about refunding..
Either all will be returned or some of it..
If Mr pimp comes in, never ever back down from a stare down man on man..
I've always got something back or all of it back in the past..
Apart from 2 Brazilian motherfuckeing sluts and there pimp who I was told had a knife..
It was a £170 or so loss, so I cut my losses and left, I am not getting into a physical confrontation with a knife wielding pimp over two low life sluts.
Topic: The worst punt going - TOFTT Girlfriend Zara Spanish Covent Garden (Read 4189 times)
