Author Topic: Petite English Kate - Chelmsford  (Read 5486 times)


27 review(s) for PetiteEnglishKate (9 positive, 6 neutral, 12 negative) [Indexed by WARSZAWA16]

Offline mrx007

Could have been so much more...

Venue: flat above shops in a shopping parade on the outskirts of Chelmsford. Outer door was open . Big security camera pointing at you as you go up the stairs. Can't avoid it.

The Girl: fuck me, she's beautiful. Very pretty face, early to mid 20's. Probably about 5'8", milky white skin, nice body.

I went for a BJ. £60 half hour plus £20 CIM shows what happens when little head rules.

The punt had good points: Her hand job was good, sucking ok, ball sucking and licking truly excellent.

Bad points: Kate's favourite word is "no": To me asking if she'll kneel down for the BJ, could she suck deeper, and whatever else I wanted, just met with a "no".

Didn't like me touching her hair or trying to hold her head, albeit gently. Said "can you stop touching my hair".

As soon as I started to spurt she touched the head with her mouth so it would class weakly as a "CIM" then leapt off the bed to spit 5% of my ejaculation into a tissue.

Soulless, lifeless, failed the entrance exam to the Academy of Good Whoring.

Waste of 80 quid but driving away from the Night of the Living Dead felt better than the experience.

If she was an enthusiastic porn whore she'd be awesome, pretty girl that she is. But then I would spend 80 quid all the time instead of wasting it once.

"No" to this one.

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« Last Edit: June 07, 2019, 06:13:57 pm by mrx007 »

Offline mrx007

Could have been so much more...

Venue: flat above shops in a shopping parade on the outskirts of Chelmsford. Outer door was open . Big security camera pointing at you as you go up the stairs. Can't avoid it.

The Girl: fuck me, she's beautiful. Very pretty face, early to mid 20's. Probably about 5'8", milky white skin, nice body.

I went for a BJ. £60 half hour plus £20 CIM shows what happens when little head rules.

The punt had good points: Her hand job was good, sucking ok, ball sucking and licking truly excellent.

Bad points: Kate's favourite word is "no": To me asking if she'll kneel down for the BJ, could she suck deeper, and whatever else I wanted, just met with a "no".

Didn't like me touching her hair or trying to hold her head, albeit gently. Said "can you stop touching my hair".

As soon as I started to spurt she touched the head with her mouth so it would class weakly as a "CIM" then leapt off the bed to spit 5% of my ejaculation into a tissue. The other 95% just went over me...Great.

Soulless, lifeless, failed the entrance exam to the Academy of Good Whoring.

Waste of 80 quid but driving away from the Night of the Living Dead felt better than the experience.

If she was an enthusiastic porn whore she'd be awesome, pretty girl that she is. But then I would spend 80 quid all the time instead of wasting it once.

"No" to this one.

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Offline Bornslippy

Funny how most of her AW feedback paints a different story. Such a shame she's so shit and thank you for an honest review

Offline Bornslippy

Although .....she has been reviewed on this site quite regularly. Surprised you actually booked to see her after reading previous horror stories. Shame us punters can't pay after the deed, so when she asks for the money you say no!

Offline mrx007

Although .....she has been reviewed on this site quite regularly. Surprised you actually booked to see her after reading previous horror stories. Shame us punters can't pay after the deed, so when she asks for the money you say no!

I saw a review saying she allowed her head to be guided while she put her hands to her sides and sucked. Plus supposedly kept sucking after getting her mouth filled. These statements tipped me over the edge. Damn.

Offline Tricky59

After Mondays negative review I found myself, due to an accident closing the whole carriageway, right outside her flat and thought to myself, is this an opportunity to try her again and see if things would be different. Fortunately head over ruled heart and I went elsewhere. Thank goodness for that as I had an experience from a 'ROM' which was ten times better than Kate, Kate simply hasn't a clue how to satisfy a bloke.
In all sincerity I don't think she'll be around long under her current name as I don't think she really has any clue how to treat her punters, time will tell. Sorry you had a bad experience, I did and many more besides me by the look of things. Lesson for all to heed.
Report on Rom to follow shortly!

Offline Bornslippy

I saw a review saying she allowed her head to be guided while she put her hands to her sides and sucked. Plus supposedly kept sucking after getting her mouth filled. These statements tipped me over the edge. Damn.
Now I understand why you went. If she provided this type of service and actually finished with CIM (swallow is on her enjoys also) then she would get positive reviews and lots more regular punters. Me being one of them

Offline JoeyRamone

Funny how most of her AW feedback paints a different story. Such a shame she's so shit and thank you for an honest review

Why I really don't tend to even read AW feedback these days, and only really pick girls based on reviews here

Offline Bornslippy

Oh no! I keep seeing her updated profile photos and keep feeling the urge to book her.......help me

Offline sunnyj

Oh no! I keep seeing her updated profile photos and keep feeling the urge to book her.......help me
You are not alone, I still have her in my HL even after she messed me around.

Offline mrx007

Oh no! I keep seeing her updated profile photos and keep feeling the urge to book her.......help me

Even I think that and I gave her a negative! If she would do a "blow and go" so I could turn up and wank in her lovely mouth or over her beautiful face I'd give her another go.

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Completely agree with the review here, I gave her a positive only because she is pretty hot and you can make her squirt.

From her mixed reviews though is it worth the risk?

Offline workinallweek

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Oh no! I keep seeing her updated profile photos and keep feeling the urge to book her.......help me

if your happy to look at her and wank go for it but if you want her to join in  good luck ..
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Offline sunnyj

You are not alone, I still have her in my HL even after she messed me around.
I have removed her from my HL after my recent similar time wasting negative experience from Laura B.

Offline winkywanky

She's like an 80s soap powder ad: the pictures say hot, the experience says not.

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I have removed her from my HL after my recent similar time wasting negative experience from Laura B.


shame they would make a great duo  apart from the shit service and head up arse attitude ,,,
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Offline Bornslippy

Jeez...what is wrong with me? keep eyeing this one yet know her service is no good and her prices have increased again! Pretty thing though

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Jeez...what is wrong with me? keep eyeing this one yet know her service is no good and her prices have increased again! Pretty thing though

Yes isnt she!, suppose if you just wanted to gaze at her for a while she'd be very good at that!.

Makes me wonder what the proportion of UK punting punters is to the ones who don't know of this site or arent on here?

FWIW a lot of ladies I've spoken to in the past seem oblivious to UK Punting!..

Offline SirSpank-a-Lot

Could have been so much more...

Soulless, lifeless, failed the entrance exam to the Academy of Good Whoring.

Waste of 80 quid but driving away from the Night of the Living Dead felt better than the experience.

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The two key words that sum her up are soulless and lifeless.

Yes she looks good, but she really does not want to do this job.

Guys, save your money.

Kate, please stop and do something that makes you happy.

Offline Tricky59

Must be short of punters as she's changed her name to Katie Starr!

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Offline winkywanky

Maybe she needs a good anal pumping to get her going?

But for the £50 extra the uncertainty of any real response is probably a punt too far.

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and a couple of face photos in her public gallery - looks gorgeous but not going to waste my money - the warnings on this site are far too many.

Offline Bornslippy

Even her last 3 or 4 AW feedbacks wouldn't exactly lure you in...."photos are accurate" ....a polite way of saying everything else is false

Offline Xtro

Maybe she needs a good anal pumping to get her going?

But for the £50 extra the uncertainty of any real response is probably a punt too far.

Her anal is probably shit!   :D   :P

Offline winkywanky

...one would hope she douches first... ;)

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Her anal is probably shit!   :D   :P
....and she sounds the sort whose shit doesn't even smell!
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Offline winkywanky

I should imagine it does, of roses  :rolleyes:.

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Offline Mrbenn2016

Completely agree with the review here, I gave her a positive only because she is pretty hot and you can make her squirt.

From her mixed reviews though is it worth the risk?

So she was on my radar for some time. The acne comment originally put me off. I guess that gas cleared.

She has been on and off my list for some time. So feed back looks 50/50

I guess if she is attracted then more effort is made. I guess if you are more of a giver than a receiver the experience is moe subjective.

It is a little confusing that she can squirt of she is not in to it. I love this.

Is here pussy hygiene good? Can a few more people advise how she smells and tastes?

Offline Bornslippy

I have never read anything but praise for her appearance and hygiene. its everything else that puts me off. shame she  is good looking girl

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So she was on my radar for some time. The acne comment originally put me off. I guess that gas cleared.

She has been on and off my list for some time. So feed back looks 50/50

I guess if she is attracted then more effort is made. I guess if you are more of a giver than a receiver the experience is moe subjective.

It is a little confusing that she can squirt of she is not in to it. I love this.

Is here pussy hygiene good? Can a few more people advise how she smells and tastes?

Got to say her pussy is perfect and hygiene from experience wasn’t an issue. I noticed recently she did pop onto her profile about not allowing fingering not sure if this had changed.

Offline Bornslippy

Aaaaaand another price increase.....is she really that busy to warrant this?

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Aaaaaand another price increase.....is she really that busy to warrant this?

Those face photos on her profile have probably drummed up a bit of business now. Not all know that her service and attitude is shite.