Author Topic: Pimmy Thai Massage Glasgow  (Read 1494 times)

Offline Hooples cat

Well...not having much luck these days.

Having had a recent disaster with Sophie in BSS, and with nothing decent available in any of the Edinburgh saunas, I TOFTT in the Glasgow massage minefield.

In the now familiar Yoker flat.

Quoted 1 hour massage, B2B and HE for £80 or £120 for "full service", albeit OW. Going in blind, I went for the obvious £80, leaving the option to upgrade.

Flat fine, the usual bed for the massage. Massage was average, or just below; which I can tolerate if the girl is gorgeous.

And, in this case she was, at least in my view. About 20-25 Thai girl, fairly tall, very slim, lovely little tits and a very pretty face; a wee bit of personality and not a robot. What wasn't to like and I thought I'd struck lucky.

So, massage ended and she got stripped off completely and oiled up for body to body; she looked and felt sensational.

I did what many would do (and which is her business plan, I think) and upgraded to "full service". Immediately, things went downhill. No touching this, no doing that, no pecking, far less kissing, lacklustre oral, lacklustre everything. The wee man (and I) started losing interest rapidly but I persevered and just concentrated on her gorgeousness. Managed to pop inside her with her on top; me on top was just a shambles, with her trying to keep her head at least a foot away from mine at all times.

Reverted to reasonably friendly as I tidied up, with virtually no help from her, and divulged she was from Gloucester and was going back soon. I was out in 54 minutes.

I don't know if she's decided to give in to the undoubted chorus of requests for full service when she started with just massage, but, if so, she should go back to massage and maybe hand jobs, though I can't see them being sensual or in any way erotic. She just simply can't do "full service", as she calls it. It's almost like bait and switch.

I haven't had the energy to check whatever Board covers Gloucester here but the story won't be good.

I have to say, despite my mature years, I didn't fully accept until I took this game up that a totally gorgeous woman can still be non-arousing; but she can and Pimmy's a living example.

Others may have more success but I won't be back.

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If you had just stuck with the massage would it have been a different result?

ie If the HJ was decent and you'd paid £80 would it have rated better?

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It might have been, though I can't imagine the HE would be anything but perfunctory.

As I say, others may have more success; and she is gorgeous, at least in my view.

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Offline Hooples cat

I think so. The postcode and other details fit and the face pic is a good fit too. The other two pics aren't her, I don't think; her tits were smaller, though none the worse for that. But the body pics are accurate in all other respects.