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£60/hr
£20 hj
46 High Street
N22 6BH
Location is not discreet but it's such a busy street no one will look or think twice about you pushing through a set of large double doors on the side of a retail unit. You go up the large set of stairs and onto a makeshift reception where you hand £60 over. One of the girls then apologised for the lack of lighting and showed me into a vast corridor but opened the 3rd door to the left, told me to get undressed and left.
B&S- I asked for the girl in the pic attached and was told she was available. Instead I got some skinny french girl who was cold and just thinking about it pisses me off. I was already naked and on the bed when she came in so thought fuck it. I forgot her name but she's 5ft8 and skinny af. Didn't ask or want b2b but probably A cups and her back as flat as an ironing board. She came in wearing black jeans and a black top with white sneakers. She wasn't ugly but wouldn't look at her twice in the streets.
Anyway I stayed because the team I saw all looked quite young. There were two english girls at the reception- one quite chubby and another who seemed in charge. Was shown into a massive room (these are retail units) which felt a little too spacious and wasn't cosy. Eyes had to get used to the darkness because of how dimmed the lights were.
The massage was utter crap. She kept yawning and the oil she poured over me wasn't even room temp but it was cold. Her massage consisted of half hearted swipes and she sometimes stopped to check her phone. There was barely an attempt at a convo and she had airpods in when the "massage" started anyway. There was some attempt at cc swipes but my slight groans and shifts didn't seem to communicate with her. The feet, shoulders and face/head was left untouched. The were more 'accidental' swipes though and these were quite frequent but even after I turned around, she only mentioned extras in the last few minutes. I was pretty annoyed by then by the shit massage, unwelcoming attitude, the room which still felt like i'm in BHS (It's were BHS used to be) and the price I paid for such crap so just asked for a hj.
Gave her £20 and then I couldn't even get hard. She pummelled my balls and dick whilst looking at the clock and not at the cock and I usually cum prematurely so this service was definitely shit as even my sensitive dick didn't want to come out and play. I felt embarrassed by then, her pummelling my balls and dick, my dick still limp and us just silent. Eventually my dick gave in and it came before it could even get erect properly but that's because she didn't even give it a chance. To top it off, when I told her i'm cumming, she gave it one more pump or punch (I couldn't tell) and left it to throb out cum by itself.
The towel was clean at least but had to wrap up and walk half naked back across the corridor where the reception was. Felt weird walking around a shop naked
. I felt like reporting the place to crimestoppers
Would I return? Stupidly enough, not for a while but maybe there's a hidden gem in there.
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