top_rimming_bj - Barbican

[disco]

This was a bit of an odd experience, but in line with other reviewers on UKP I guess. It happened earlier this week.

These days I generally prefer FBSM, but wanted a bit extra this time so went to see: External Link/Members Only

1h = £120, all in.

Comms: Good. Fast replies via TXT
Location: Easy to find above an Italian restaurant 2 mins walk from Barbican station
Girl: A solid 7/10 I'd say. She was probably late 20's, could be early 30's. All natural, landing-strip, B ... perhaps small C, perts. Pretty face. Not sure her AW pics are actually her though.

Event: She was a bit peculiar. Very focused on where I should put my clothes, the shower routine ...and when ready to lie on bed she placed my arms and legs in the exact position she wanted them ... and more than implied that I was to relax ie... not move, at all, "my head will be down there, you need to relax" she repeated a few times. The few times I had to move, just to keep comfy, she slapped my butt/back and insisted that I 'relaxed'.

Anyway, it started with a decent face-down massage with loads of oil. She was pretty good at this actually, it was in no way therapeutic but she clearly had skills ... and I would have enjoyed this if it wasn't for her constant complaining about everything. She did not like her clients, London, weather, etc etc - and she just kept jabbering on about it until she finally went full on b2b. Again, she was really good at this, and it was full on. And she was finally quiet. Though, as before - there was no moving around, and she made sure to hold me down with her arms, legs etc. She clearly had her technique down and knew how to pacify the male body.

After ~30 mins or so she started her rimming, and oh boy, she really knew what she was doing. She went all in, probably best I've had (perhaps only topped by Sugus back in 200x - anyone remember her?). Though, all her nagging and complaining had just somehow cockblocked the session. I tried to think 'fuck-it' and just enjoy her tongue up my arse, but all her nagging and fixating and complaining had gotten to me.

After a good 10-15 mins of rimming me she asked me to turn around...got a bit more b2b (again, really skilled) and then she went for owo that, again, was in the top5 of anything I've experienced. She was that good. Eventually I CIM'ed. Had a shower and left after 55 mins.

So, this - for me - was a neutral. I am not an experienced punter, at all, and I could imagine that some of you guys would be better at just ignoring her and enjoying it. For me, however, it did not quite work.