External Link/Members Only £80 for 30mins.
Comms: v easy. Sent text, replied within 30 mins accepting meet.
Location: Basic but clean flat on main road near Barbican station. Not discreet but answers door promptly.
Girl: Good looking, great body if a touch of sag in the tits. Clearly keeps herself in good shape. Seemed v friendly - to begin with.
Meet: Was on guard to be extra polite after previous reviews about her attitude. But she seemed normal. Yes - wanted me to put clothes in a specific place but seemed more out of concern they didn't get messed up rather than anything else. Had a quick shower and laid down for massage on bed. Good firm massage to begin with, then v erotic b2b with a lot of pussy grinding into my butt, breathing in ear, licking around neck. Really bloody good and I'm thinking I don't know what other people are on about. Maybe it's just a case of YMMV.
Then fairly firmly tells me to spread my legs much wider, gives a good extra wipe with wet wipe around crack and up spine to get rid of oil, before starts an extraordinarily sensual licking, rimming, ball sucking (from behind) gooch-flicking experience that went on for ages. But had first sign that something a bit strange as she's really spreading my cheeks and digging in with her tongue I pushed back a bit - she immediately stopped and told me 'No. No moving. You have to be still.' I'm like Ok and for next period of phenomenal rimming I manage to stay absolutely static, enjoying the experience.
Eventually she turns me over, smiles and gives me a pillow for my head and again I think it's all good. The whole not moving thing must be exaggerated. Starts licking my nips, stroking my cock and rolling balls. All pretty damn great. Then she goes down and slides my cock deep into her mouth. I can't help but thrust my hips up as it feels so good. Oh dear! She immediately stops and gives me a really severe look and launches into the speech as noted by previous review about how she might 'get hurt' and 'she will give me amazing BJ but I MUST lie absolutely still and not move or she can't do it properly'. At this point I'm worried that she has killed the mood and I'll lose wood and it'll be shit. But she is such a fricking great cocksucker after just a minute I'm back into it, and even though I'm concentrating on not moving (and thinking about that is so weird when you experiencing what is definitely one of the best BJs I've ever had) it is extraordinarily good. Deep, wet, with her huge tongue swirling all around. Feels fantastic.
And then it all goes to a new level of almost comic extraordinary. I feel the sap rising, tell her I'm going to cum, she speeds up the pace, all the while cradling my sac and gently fingering my ass - magic stuff. Until as I'm just on the point, I involuntarily thrust up a fraction. It's a tiny movement. Almost a pre-cum jerk. But she immediately stops everything! And launches into a lecture in a really pissed off voice about how I need to let her do her thing. She is oblivious to the fact that I'm past the point of no return after the best part of 30 mins of phenomenal edging, and since she's still grasping my cock in an upright position, I explode mid lecture up over her tits, neck and chin! Classic. I was dying laughing inside as she shifts the tone of her lecture into 'Now look what you've done. You've ruined it etc'. She calmed down a bit when I assured her nothing was ruined, I'd had a great time. But she continued to lambast me as 'You men are just animals. The way you thrust and can't control yourselves'. It was just extraordinary given what she'd done to me to drive me wild with pleasure. I managed to not laugh out loud. Had a shower and left with a kiss from a now-smiling again fit bird.
So there you have it. Magic sensual experience with a hot, man-hating but asslick-loving nut-job. I'm still laughing about the finish. Made my week! Everyone who likes FBSM, rimming and BJ should try this girl. If for no other reason to see her reaction if you dare to actually demonstrate that you're enjoying what she is doing to you.
Will I return myself? Probably will as the rimming and BJ were spectacular. And I'll try to not move, groan or make any sounds of appreciation whatsoever. But she's probably already marked my card as an animal so might not take the booking.