Author Topic: Top_Rimming_bj - Barbican - extraordinary, literally.  (Read 5335 times)


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£80 for 30mins.

Comms: v easy. Sent text, replied within 30 mins accepting meet.
Location: Basic but clean flat on main road near Barbican station. Not discreet but answers door promptly.
Girl: Good looking, great body if a touch of sag in the tits. Clearly keeps herself in good shape. Seemed v friendly - to begin with.

Meet: Was on guard to be extra polite after previous reviews about her attitude. But she seemed normal. Yes - wanted me to put clothes in a specific place but seemed more out of concern they didn't get messed up rather than anything else. Had a quick shower and laid down for massage on bed. Good firm massage to begin with, then v erotic b2b with a lot of pussy grinding into my butt, breathing in ear, licking around neck. Really bloody good and I'm thinking I don't know what other people are on about. Maybe it's just a case of YMMV.
Then fairly firmly tells me to spread my legs much wider, gives a good extra wipe with wet wipe around crack and up spine to get rid of oil, before starts an extraordinarily sensual licking, rimming, ball sucking (from behind) gooch-flicking experience that went on for ages. But had first sign that something a bit strange as she's really spreading my cheeks and digging in with her tongue I pushed back a bit - she immediately stopped and told me 'No. No moving. You have to be still.' I'm like Ok and for next period of phenomenal rimming I manage to stay absolutely static, enjoying the experience.

Eventually she turns me over, smiles and gives me a pillow for my head and again I think it's all good. The whole not moving thing must be exaggerated. Starts licking my nips, stroking my cock and rolling balls. All pretty damn great. Then she goes down and slides my cock deep into her mouth. I can't help but thrust my hips up as it feels so good. Oh dear! She immediately stops and gives me a really severe look and launches into the speech as noted by previous review about how she might 'get hurt' and 'she will give me amazing BJ but I MUST lie absolutely still and not move or she can't do it properly'. At this point I'm worried that she has killed the mood and I'll lose wood and it'll be shit. But she is such a fricking great cocksucker after just a minute I'm back into it, and even though I'm concentrating on not moving (and thinking about that is so weird when you experiencing what is definitely one of the best BJs I've ever had) it is extraordinarily good. Deep, wet, with her huge tongue swirling all around. Feels fantastic.

And then it all goes to a new level of almost comic extraordinary. I feel the sap rising, tell her I'm going to cum, she speeds up the pace, all the while cradling my sac and gently fingering my ass - magic stuff. Until as I'm just on the point, I involuntarily thrust up a fraction. It's a tiny movement. Almost a pre-cum jerk. But she immediately stops everything! And launches into a lecture in a really pissed off voice about how I need to let her do her thing. She is oblivious to the fact that I'm past the point of no return after the best part of 30 mins of phenomenal edging, and since she's still grasping my cock in an upright position, I explode mid lecture up over her tits, neck and chin! Classic. I was dying laughing inside as she shifts the tone of her lecture into 'Now look what you've done. You've ruined it etc'. She calmed down a bit when I assured her nothing was ruined, I'd had a great time. But she continued to lambast me as 'You men are just animals. The way you thrust and can't control yourselves'. It was just extraordinary given what she'd done to me to drive me wild with pleasure. I managed to not laugh out loud. Had a shower and left with a kiss from a now-smiling again fit bird.

So there you have it. Magic sensual experience with a hot, man-hating but asslick-loving nut-job. I'm still laughing about the finish. Made my week! Everyone who likes FBSM, rimming and BJ should try this girl. If for no other reason to see her reaction if you dare to actually demonstrate that you're enjoying what she is doing to you.


Will I return myself? Probably will as the rimming and BJ were spectacular. And I'll try to not move, groan or make any sounds of appreciation whatsoever. But she's probably already marked my card as an animal so might not take the booking.

Offline Payyourwaymate

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She calls us men animals but yet she chooses to deal with us day in day out in such settings  :dash:. Good review but I would have gone to neutral for the start and stops, topped off with the insult  :lol:.
« Last Edit: August 21, 2019, 08:58:37 pm by Payyourwaymate »

Offline Ron89

Great read thanks for reviewing. Tempted, given the uniqueness of it all

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Thanks for review  :drinks:
Makes me wonder if she would receive in a similar way.  Will need to research.


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Bareback hardsports (receiving) and rimming escorts I find very very off putting.. :vomit: :vomit:
Banned reason: Misogynist who gets free bookings from agencies for pos reviews.
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Bareback hardsports (receiving) and rimming escorts I find very very off putting.. :vomit: :vomit:

Eh?  WTF, where does it say she did BB hardsports?

Or are you just generalising about BBers, hardsports and rimming?

And why don't you mind being shat on?

Offline Chorley

Cheers for the review OP.  :hi:
She may be a top cocksucker and rimmer, but she sounds like a fucking nightmare. :wackogirl:
Not for me. :thumbsdown:

Offline G.Raff

Great review mate, I like your attitude too, that's the way to go about it IMO, it's a bit of fun after all, worth putting the old ego aside.
Although, admittedly, I don't always manage to do it myself.

Offline Aquaman

Great review ! Any other recommendations for good massage and be (Cim)? Preferably north London? Thx guys. A

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Good review, she seems to be better than Monica who I planned to plunge as I fancy a bit more FBSM

I'm tempted to give her a bleep, OP does she look like her pictures ? age-wise what do you reckon ?

More importantly do you think she will deliver a decent 1 hour massage, I ask as I hate 30 mins massage sessions.

Also did she use warm oil ?

She's not far from my location, very easy walk from Bank or Moorgate.


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Eh?  WTF, where does it say she did BB hardsports?

Or are you just generalising about BBers, hardsports and rimming?

And why don't you mind being shat on?

Just generally stating my dislikes..
Nothing to do with this SP
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Great review ! Any other recommendations for good massage and be (Cim)? Preferably north London? Thx guys. A
You've been a member here for 3yrs now - seen anyone in that time?
Any intention to contribute reviews on your horizon?  :rolleyes:

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I messaged this SP today, such an anti - climax drug - its her way or the high road, she refused to answer any questions about her service.

There was no way I would have booked a session without confirming ie do you use warm ? she just wanted me to take an allocated time & show up.

Very rude & direct, negative review on the way  :angry:
« Last Edit: August 23, 2019, 10:47:42 pm by Global_Punter »

Offline abikeman

[quote author=Global_Punter link=topic=259285.msg2646603#msg2646603 date=1566499199

 does she look like her pictures ? age-wise what do you reckon ?

More importantly do you think she will deliver a decent 1 hour massage, I ask as I hate 30 mins massage sessions.

Also did she use warm oil ?

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I’d say the photos are of her but v soft focus and a few years ago. She stills looks v good IMO but for someone in their late 30s. No idea about the 1hr option. Oil wasn’t warm. I’d say the massage was the side show - it’s all about the rim and BJ.

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...I can't help but thrust my hips up as it feels so good. Oh dear! She immediately stops and gives me a really severe look and launches into the speech as noted by previous review about how she might 'get hurt' and 'she will give me amazing BJ but I MUST lie absolutely still and not move or she can't do it properly'.... I feel the sap rising, tell her I'm going to cum, she speeds up the pace, all the while cradling my sac and gently fingering my ass... I involuntarily thrust up a fraction. It's a tiny movement. Almost a pre-cum jerk. But she immediately stops everything! And launches into a lecture in a really pissed off voice about how I need to let her do her thing...
LMAO, really great review. She's like the WG version of the Soup Nazi from Seinfeld. Talented, but impossibly strict with clients walking on eggshells.

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LMAO, really great review. She's like the WG version of the Soup Nazi from Seinfeld. Talented, but impossibly strict with clients walking on eggshells.



She's crazy, even when booking her you have to walk on egg shells - I received a reprimand for booking a day before the plunge, next day for asking if warm oil was used and not confirming before 8:00 am as if my day to day task revolved around her time slots  :angry:


You literally get scolded for anything that's not done the way she wants  :sarcastic:

Margaret Thatcher of FBSM




Offline HERTSBLUE

She sounds like a right laugh :sarcastic: