External Link/Members OnlyPhoned in the morning and booked a 1hour incall for the early afternoon.
Agreed £80 for the hour to include massage, O, and F/S. Received postcode, and promise of flat number on arrival.
Arrived on time, phoned and was given door number. Pretty easy to find with buzzer entry. Up the stairs, and she was waiting behind the door when I got there.
Now I knew from previous reviews and from her pics that she was built for comfort rather than speed, so I wasn't expecting some sort of fairy, but since the pics were taken, an awful lot of pies have gone the distance. She was short, almost square, with legs like a second row forward. However I was there, and decided to make the best of it, then came the kick in the bollocks.
I pulled out the four twenties, and she asked what I was wanting. I replied that it would be what we had agreed earlier, at which point she declared, "No no. Full service one hundred pounds". I increased my grip on the readies and explained to her that we had already agreed on 80.
Again I was treated to " Full service one hundred pounds" and when I replied that there was no way I was paying that, she seemed as if she might be prepared to haggle by saying, "How much you got", but by now I was well pissed off, and for only the second time in 30 years of punting, turned round and walked.
No plan B, so completed the second half of a 40 mile round trip with full nads but £80 to the good. After my last Thai experience I had vowed to buy British, but sadly a full sac can override intent.