External Link/Members OnlySaw her a few weeks ago didn't want to review as she said she only see's a few clients per day.
Service: £80 / 30 minutes : entered 12:00 left 12:35 - had a shower before and after too, the service was only 20 minutes.
Comms: Difficult to get hold of have to text her pot luck if she replies
Location: Close to Farringdon station above a restaurant
Looks: Fake lips, saggy tits, bit of belly fat but nothing too bad - people on here have said she is pretty. Not sure, she looks like a poster girl for communism. She has one of those Eastern European haircuts that English birds had in the 80's/90s.
Service: She is very anal about everything, exactly where your clothes are left how much time you take in shower, where you put your towel etc. Was a bit jarring to be honest, I went there to relax and all she did was nag me. Laid face down on the bed and then got drowned in a hot oil bath. She performed a fairly average massage, nothing to write home about and way too soft for my liking. What was most annoying was that she kept demanding I keep my eyes shut throughout. In her very masculine Eastern European voice "BABBBBBBBY I CAN'T GIVE YOU THE GOOD SERVICE IF YOU NOT RELAX, RELAX BABY" I opened my eyes again shortly after and she then claimed if I didn't relax and keep my eyes shut she would stop as she had been attacked before. No idea what this has to do with the price of bacon but there you go. She performed 20/30 slides down my back and I was considering telling her to jump off and stop so I could leave as it was doing nothing for me. Then the magic happened. She proved her title as Top rimming BJ and proceeded to eat my ass like a pisshead would a curry. Now I'm no rimming expert, its a fairly new thing for me to be honest as I always thought it was pretty bent. In my later years of life I have come to enjoy the occasional rimming and this girl certainly has a PHD in 'tongue in stink hole' action. After 10 minutes or so she turned me over and gave me a BJ with CIM finish. BJ skills are excellent and she took the load like a champ! Overall he attitude was really odd, as I had my second shower and was getting ready she was trying to make the weirdest small talk, she asked where I live and what I did for a living after I declined telling her. She then bragged about how much money she makes and that "I probably earns more moneys than you". Totally bizarre behaviour. I couldn't help but think, Yeah, but you lick arsehole for a living...
Would I return?: Probably not, at £80 it's not exactly the best value. Plus for me its a sort of novelty thing much like winder wonderland, its great but just once a year. Plus her attitude is offputting. I'll only give her positive as If you can sit still and get through the first 10mins of bullshit you'll get a great rimjob, BJ and CIM finish.
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