Kimmie Hot Leicester

[Bigbadgeorge]

It pains me to write this review as a negative but because of all the positive reviews, I thought I was in for an amazing time. How wrong I was.

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I text Kimmie the day before to arrange a 30 minute meet and to make sure that rimming and anal were included in the £70 fee. So far so good. Quick responses and a yes to both. So I thought I would treat myself to 45 minutes and she agreed £100.

I arrived at her address and as mentioned in other reviews, there were a lot of neighbours out in the street but as I’m not from Leicester I thought sod it. Kimmie doesn’t like you knocking on her door and prefers you to text when outside. I must have been waiting a minute before she opened the door which doesn’t seem long but when you have praying eyes watching you, it seemed like 10.

I have to admit that Kimmie is very attractive for her age and as for that body, wow. She asked me how long I wanted and said that we had already agreed on £100 for 45. This is where it started to go down hill. She said she didn’t understand and used her phone to translate what I was saying and replied only 30 or 60 minute. 30 minutes it was then. We both got naked and I was told to lay on my front for a massage. What followed next was 20 minutes of one of the least erotic massages I have ever had. No oil, no reaches under and no cc swipes, just 20 minutes of time wasting.

When I turned over onto my back, she asked what I wanted so I said everything. She then spent a minute cleaning my freshly showered cock only to put the rubber on. No OWO then. After a couple of minutes of sucking, she broke out the lube and sat on my cock. No reverse oral either. I then moved her to the side of the bed and asked for anal. Again she didn’t understand me and didn’t know what I meant, so I rubbed her arse with my finger and repeated anal. And guess what? No anal. By now I was pissed off and just wanted to cum and get out of there so I took her from behind. I must admit this did feel great and got the sap rising until she turned to me and said in perfect English “ your time is up soon and you must finish”.

I’d had enough now so decided to finish the job myself and took the rubber off and wanked over those amazing and they are amazing breasts. Quick clean up with tissues and wet wipes and i was shown to the door again in perfect English.

I was so disappointed after reading all those great reviews that I will definitely not be returning to see Kimmie. Sorry for the negative review.

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[Ennui Smith]

The Thais used to be the best.  For all the talk there was of bait and switch it only happened to me once and the girl I got was also on my hot list. The girls always gave a good service and premises were good.  Of late it seems they have been very hit and miss.  It is a shame.

[Charliehutton]

I shared your disappointment, George. I haven't seen too many Thai girls - and all at New Thai House - but without exception they've been charming, bright, enthusiastic, attentive and eager to please, which I'm afraid Kimmie wasn't. Great looking girl - and tits like footballs - and I enjoyed the sex, but there was no extra spark to make the occasion especially memorable.

[simon07]

I missed her in Nottingham and from this review nothing to regret. The Chinese and thai are no longer good.

[Chorley]

Thanks for the review OP. Pretty much mirrors my experience, although I'd perhaps rate as a neutral. Review to follow. 

[Cocknose]

Only really had one good Chinese  mei Chen in Nottingham  for a week a few years ago and only had one neutral with a Thai  the rest have been good

[rnrn636]

Good honest review mate

Thankyou

[Dirty Old Man]

Completely accurate review BBG.

Exactly the same experience for me last week.

She kept complaining about being cold and her grasp of the Queen's English kept fluctuating from clearly understanding colloquial words to being deaf when I asked for a blow job. After so many people asking for "Anal", she must have figured that word out by now, which makes me think she is not on the level. It got worse when leaving, after opening the door and physically bumping into the next punter and get something that smelled of fortified wine on my favourite acrylic jumper.

Buyers beware.