natural healing spa:
External Link/Members OnlyThis review is from a couple of weeks ago. Despite mixed reviews of Natural Healing Spa I thought I'd give it a try to break out of my regular massage shop circuit. Wished I hadn't!
Venue: clean and smart with a legitimate feel to it on walking in. Clear glass, so not totally discreet but it's on a quiet road. The girl on reception was young and attractive.
Massage: paid 40 for 1 hour and was shown in to a nice clean room with a great shower. So far so good.
The massuase arrived and introduced herself as "Anye" (I think - she did not speak English at all.). She's a late 50s Chinese troll with big tits.
She proceeded to start giving me a decent massage but I was regretting my decision and alarm bells were ringing. After about 10 mins she touched my arse briefly and started asking for money. Her breath was fucking terrible! I said I didn't want any extras but the massage was good, trying to be polite etc
She freaked out and said she needed money. I said that I'd had enough and got off the table to leave.
She started grabbing my junk and saying "no money no money" and "No boss! No boss! And drawing her finger across her throat as if she was in danger and needed me to stay for the full hour. Fuck that! This went on for what seemed like ages then when I started getting dressed she started a weird (comical in hindsight) tug of war as she tried to stop me putting my trousers on! I was getting pretty concerned what would happen next by now. After a bit she just gave up and I fled out past the confused looking receptionist.
Anyway, it seemed dodgy as hell and the impression I got was that "Anye" was terrified of her boss at the very least. Avoid it.
