Author Topic: Natural Busty Lovely- Surbiton (much bigger than the pics suggest)  (Read 2463 times)


6 review(s) for natural-busty-lovely (5 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Davey Dykes]

Offline sailor3

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£170/hr

I was seduced by the profile pics which depict an awesome chest. Met at a well known hotel chain near Surbiton. Good comms by email and txt, during which a role play was agreed.

I enjoyed a secretarial role play which resulted in a good spanking and pussy torture. She is an enthusiastic cock sucker, and obediently follows direction. She fucks with energy too and generally all round good performance. So why the negative?

Well, the pictures are of her but are TOTALLY misleading. She claims to be a size 12, I think a zero might have been left off that figure - she is a real block house. Massive tits (which have surgical scars - I think a breast reduction), but her midriff dwarfs hips and arse resulting in a completely shapeless, fat figure.
For those of you who seek out oversize ladies, this could be of interest. However, I had been deceived by the pictures. I made the most of the situation and admit that based purely on service, this would be a positive. However the physical reality is so far from the portrayal that I considered a negative, but her enthusiasm saved her from that.

Offline Jerk Chicken

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Thanks for the review. I think a nuetral is fair as she is deceiving punters with those pics.

I have had a few of those and it is disheartening to arrive and be greeted by a slab of meat with old pics.

So she is an unshapley big un then but what are talking about? Size 16 or 18 or even bigger?
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Offline RAJEC

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Sorry to hear that op but at least the service saved you.

In hindsight, the photos are taken at a flattering angle, so your grievance is justified.

Offline Muff licker

I cannot believe she charges £170 an hour this sounds like an £80 punt at tops
I must admit her still frame in the video shows her size not sure why you did not put on your running shoes especially at those prices guess you were not thinking with the correct head  :lol:

Offline sailor3

Jerk Chicken, this size is way beyond my normal experience, so I am guessing but I would go with 18.

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Cheers for the review, OP. I assume you must have sore hands if you had to spank that ass. :lol: Did you think of walking at all?
Would you mind elaborating on the pussy torture - what did you do? :hi:

Offline Jerk Chicken

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Jerk Chicken, this size is way beyond my normal experience, so I am guessing but I would go with 18.

Oh lord ....  :scare:
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