External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyPrice: £85 for the hour.
Location: Cannonmills.
Comms: SHOCKING! It took 10 text messages to setup the meeting. Vague replies. Long periods of nothing. Had to change the time twice due to a lack of reply from her. I should have taken this as a sign.
The profile pictures looked good and the hourly rate was only £85. The price, a reasonable review on here and not much else on the go had me thinking why not. As described above, comms were shocking. Finally got the flat details and was buzzed in.
It’s a train-spottingesque pig sty. The walls and woodwork are yellow/brown from years of smoking. The carpet is an unidentifiable colour, it’s covered in everything under the sun. Fag ends, wrappers, food, etc. The bed is a mattress on the floor, classy. She told me she’d had a 30 stone guy break the bed and to be fair there were bits of broken bed in the corner of the room.
The girl. Well it’s been a very long time since she was in her 20’s, I’d estimate mid 40’s and about 2-3 stone heavier than the photos on her profile. I don’t think the pictures are of her at all. Facially she’s ok. She has some big ole natural tits, at least DD, but she’s a very strange shape. Almost like she is pregnant. I asked, she said no. Put the weight gain down to a contraceptive injection.
I should have bolted when I saw her and the state of the flat, but I’d burned so much time setting this up and there was no plan B. She stripped off after stashing the cash and engaged in some standing DFK. This was Ok and she was enthusiastic. After about 10 minutes, she dropped to her knees and started sucking. Her oral technique was actually pretty good.
We went to the mattress on the floor bed for some further messing around. I was planning on skipping RO, but she asked and I thought why not. It was ok to start with, but after awhile there was an unpleasant odour and taste, so my heart wasn’t in it. 5 mins in she pretended to cum, jumped up and stuck her tongue down my throat.
More oral from her, which she’s actually good at. After about 15-20mins, I came in her mouth. As soon as I came, she pulled my cock out of her mouth, wanting nothing to do with my load, which was disappointing. She then handed me a single sheet of bog roll to clean up with. There was nothing else in the flat, so I had to go wash my load off my stomach in the sink with a really grotty towel.
We had a chat for about 10 mins. This was bizarre. She has no memory whatsoever. Kept asking me the same questions over and over again. Asked me a lot about how often I use AW and many very personal questions. It was almost like she was trying to psychoanalyse me. She’d be probing one minute then vague the next. The conversation went in some very strange directions. I’d say junkie nonsense, but she didn’t look like a junkie.
She initiated round 2, then got some condoms out of a drawer. This was the fifth time she had done this. There was a pile beside us. That lack of memory again.
Sex was pretty crap. I tried every possible position, but she’s so slack there was no friction, even without any lube.
Anything involving her on top was disastrous, almost like she’s never done it before. I tried and I tried. To be fair, she was game for anything I suggested, but it was all pretty shit. I gave up and asked her for more oral.
Cue 10 mins of staring at the ceiling with the bad taste of her cunt in my mouth, wondering what the fuck I was doing.
Despite her oral being reasonably good, I’d sickened myself and just wanted to leave.
I stopped her, got dressed and left.
I had a long hot shower when I got home. It took me a long time and a bottle of mouthwash to get rid of the taste, smell and shame.
£85/hour. Just not worth it.
