Hi all,
I'm not a frequent visitor to the site or scene as i tend to find one place and stick with it, however on this occassion i feel compelled to write a review.
Having visited this place every few months for the past 5 years i've never had any issue. The place is the florist in near the nationwide bank, very easy to spot. However to my surprise there is a new person at the front desk. 40+ at a guess and not much of a looker however the body is okay. I pay for a 30minute massage, £20, nothing new here! I get ushered into one of the rooms downstairs and i'm told to wait 5minutes. Anyway over 5minutes pass of me lying naked on face down on the massage table and this lady comes back with a phone and stand so she can watch the shop entrance. I ask for a deep massage and she begins by rubbing my legs gently for all of 30seconds. I ask for her name but couldnt make out what she was saying. She proceeds to massage my arse in a strange way byt parting my cheeks and pressing into my chocolate star, wasnt the massage i wanted but it felt good. She then asks me to lift myself up and starts rubbing either side of my sack and checks with her hands.... (I'm aware that this is a direct line from gaffers post a few days ago but its the best way to describe it). The whole time by the way she is shouting into another room talking to another girl and at one point a customer appeared in the shop, she ran off to go and deal with him and took him into another room.. i could see this from the camera that was left set up on her phone. She comes back and repeatedly tells me they have a new girl starting every monday who is always busy and is really pretty so i should come back every week.
5minutes of the strange massage continue and she asks if i want a HE, £30, she wouldnt budge from this price so i gave it a go. It was okay, nothing special but she quickly left straight after leaving me to clean upmyself. I looked up at the clock and i had realised that the 'masssage' lasted all of 10minutes which was mostly playing with my ass and sack, + 10minutes for the jackhammer HE. Upon leaving i assume the lady was now servicing the gentleman that had arrived partway through my massage as i was left to find my own way out.
Overall;
Pros: Strangely erotic massage of the ass
Cons: No actual massage, rushed, not the best looker, costly. Use to be better!
