Aussie Eva

[Kaffeine Monsta]

I met this babe earlier today. I've been in bed with a headache because of the Viagra I took, so this is me just reviewing her now. I've created a field report for her, so hopefully it gets approved in due time. 

I must say, I was totally losing interest in Adult Work because of half the fucking annoying broads on it, but I guess you shouldn't let a few sour grapes spoil a bunch of perfectly ripe, juicy grapes. So "grapes" are my new term for sexy women. Ha!

She's from Perth and currently working in London. She come to my flat around 11 AM and we had doggy sex right away in her (what she described) little pussy. She said my cock was really big. I hear that a lot, so it's now too bad if I want some anal action as it's getting rarer to gain this service. As usual, my cock wasn't 100% hard. It comes and goes, sadly. But this girl was really nice and understanding, and her accent is so hot. God, is it so hot?

I asked her to sit on my face and I let her dominate me by rubbing her butt and cunt all over my face. Her cunt juice tasted sweet for some reason.

Eva even knew a lot of the bands I was singing to. Like, I asked her if she knew Mental As Anything and we were going, if you leave me, can I come too? We can always stay.Etc.   

This is the first time I've ever fucked an Australian chick, but they are so damn good. I hope she'll be back in Edinburgh this summer.

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P.S.

I was originally going to book Lily who was only offering anal sex for some reason. I see she's now deleted her account, though. I guess it wasn't meant to be eh?

Pedro would have owned a bitch. FUCKED IN THE ASS! 

[Hooples cat]

I read some pretty dense, complicated stuff for a living but I had trouble with some of this.

Is it an age thing?

[Tjkooker]

Maybe his sore head is a brain tumor and its affecting his grammar

[Kaffeine Monsta]

I think it's because I got shot after kidnapping "Lucy" quite some time back. My eagerness was at an all-time high after that. But that's what I get for abusing an elder dame.

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[valdishere]

Wtf!! Don't have 12mins  46 seconds to waste only got to around 40 seconds and presumed that was you 'riding shot gun' on make believe stagecoach..... Ya zoomer.

Bit like some of yer earlier posts too

[Kaffeine Monsta]

If it's not asking too much, try to stay on topic!

So, can anybody comment on Eva? Would you see her if she was in Edinburgh?

[Puntypants]

Personally not, but only because she has enhanced tits. Just a personal preference. Don't know how you can squeeze enhanced tits without feeling the implant.

[seeker]

At £100 for half hour I'd give her a miss ...out of principle
Greeeeeeeedy 

[Kaffeine Monsta]

How come my field report on her hasn't been published by now? That is sad.

[Marmalade]

How come my field report on her hasn't been published by now? That is sad.

...it has. Right down to your typos.   

See PM I've sent you.

[Kaffeine Monsta]

Ah, got you. I must admit, there was no spelling mistakes on my part in the review, but I did rush it so I made a few errors. Got a red alert stating the server was about to log me out so I was a bit pushed for time.

[Marmalade]

I said typos. It was a grammatical error identical to one you made here which is how I recognised it. No worries mate.

[Kaffeine Monsta]

OK.

You're next, New Zealand!