I was after a quick session with someone who provides the main things I look for in terms of likes: DFK and CIM. Pati was the person who answered my call, decent English though she does talk very fast which made things a bit tricky when it came to getting the final directions to her flat.
External Link/Members OnlyLooks 4/10 - petite older lady, definitely not in her 20s, most likely 40s. About 5’ 2” tall, size 8, has a small tummy but nothing offputting considering her real age, jet black hair as per the current profile. Be aware that she has this odd blinking/squinting action with her left eye. Facially she reminds me a bit of the Icelandic pop star Bjork but not when she was in her 90s heyday.
Service 7/10 - got down to kissing straight off, a bit timid at first then she offers more tongue action. Pati’s kissing isn’t quite DFK but still fairly involved and good IMO. Some mutual groping happens, I thought Pati was getting wet but I suspect she uses lube for her fanny. I lie back and let Pati do her thing. Her pierced tongue works her way around my cock and shaft, I direct her to lick my balls which is good. I ask her for rimming and she agrees, it’s not the best rimming I have had but still a good rimjob. After a while I get Pati to finish me off with CIM. I did ask her to swallow but she clearly didn’t, took the lot in her mouth before going to the loo to dispose of it, but I’m not too bothered with what a girl does with my muck after the bullets have gone. All in all, a good solid session.
Car parking 2/5 - Pati directed me to park in a nearby Co-op which she says is free for 45minutes. She then proceeds to give out directions which involves a bit of a 3-4 minute walk which isn’t a problem for me. What I found a bit frustrating is Pati talks too quickly and when you are outside trying to listen to her directions isn’t easy.
Premises 3/5 - bathroom at this flat is clean. Bedroom is tidy but quite small.
Value for money 5/10 - she does what she says is on her profile except swallowing - for me, though other reviewers have said she has swallowed for them - and at £70 for 30 minutes it’s a decent price. The drawback is that she clearly isn’t 27 as stated on her profile, maybe 47???
Total 21/40 - if you can get over the blatant lying about her age and looks, she is a solid punt. I wouldn’t go back to see her though.
