Not sure about links but easy to find on Gumtree or Facebook.
Thought I'd try this place as it's not been open very long or reviewed, and I'm always interested in trying new places in Wirral to see if extras are available, as they are mainly legit, with the exception of Golden Hatta in Birkenhead or Boonma in Liscard depending on who does the massage.
Don't usually book or use my phone.....prefer to just turn up, and also tend to go early when they're not busy.
Opening time advertised at 10.00am.
Now this is a real pet hate of mine.......lost count of the Parlours that advertise 10.00am , get there maybe 10.30 to give them a chance to get sorted and then still waiting at 11.30 or later for someone to show up.
Don't they realise that some ol' codgers need to time their blue meds to achieve the best heat of meat and angle dangle 😮
Anyway arrived outside about 10.15 .....closed!......waited until 11.00....no sign of anyone.
Getting cheesed off, and Dick Brain reminding me that time is passing by since blue pill swallowed.
He reminded me that Boonma is just around the corner, and that I enjoyed a very nice massage with HE some months back.
I agreed, even though when I passed there a few weeks ago there was a sign on the door stating that customers should not request extras!!!.
Got to Boonma and bloke with clipboard sitting inside 😶😶😶 told me there were no appointments available.
So not sure what's going on there now.
Big sulk coming but Dick Brain now desperate to go back to Makkhara.
It's now 1130, and someone eventually arrives in a taxi.
From what I could see, she was a rather chubby Thai lady wearing a sort of shift dress.
Maybe if I wait a bit longer someone a bit more appealing to me might turn up.
No such luck....Dick Brain's insisting we go in.
The lady was still spraying air freshener everywhere and it was a bit strong for me.
Anyway, paid £20 for 30 mins and stripped off.
First thing I noticed was the towel to put my head on smelt and hadn't been washed.
The next thing I heard something like a dispenser being vigorously pumped up and down, then a big splodge of some slippery substance was sloshed onto my back, then the dispenser pumped again (God knows what it was!) and that was sloshed onto my legs.
The massage wasn't great....there was more pumping and more sloshing and the stuff was even getting into my hair.
I was beginning to wonder what Dick Brain had got me into.
Turned over eventually....it was pretty obvious from the start that extras were available, so agreed on HJ for £20.
The lady tried hard and Dick Brain eventually woke up, but I wasn't really turned on much by the whole experience.
Nevertheless climax was achieved, although almost failed when near the end she started to whisper down my ear
' yes yes yes give it to me baby yes yes yes ooo ooo oooooo.' etc.....sounded a bit like an old 1970's porn video.
I almost felt like laughing but Dick Brain stopped me.
Finished and offered the greasy towel I'd been lying on to wipe myself down, (or spread the oil around)
No mention of shower being available.
So I don't know!..... definitely not a positive, because with so much competition and choice around Merseyside and Cheshire there are better options.
Maybe not a negative, because if you just want a local parlour where extras are available then this might suit you.
