Chloe - Grand Massage - Ealing Common

[Jettison]

Grand Massage
Chloe
B2B Massage 1hour £80

Arranging the Meet:
Simple and clean, i gave the number a call and was greeted by a lady's voice. Asked for a massage and gave my choices and she gave me the available girls, the options were Jenny or Chloe. I chose Chloe and i definitely did not end up regretting that. Afterwards i was texted me the postcode and later asked to confirm my appointment. So far so professional.

On Site:
I get there and after asking for further details, I arrive in front of the flat/apartment. I'm let in and greeted by Chloe and damn she's beautiful. I know appearances and beauty is all subjective (what isn't) but damn. I just couldn't relax at all. Really regret being a creepy weirdo paying her to lay on top of me otherwise I'd really like to get to know her.
Anyway after a quick shower I lie face down on the mattress and she gets to work on massaging me.

The Service:
Massage was fairly decent, at least better than one would expect when paying for a nude b2b tho i shouldn't really make those claims when this was the only experience I've had of this particular service.
She started out with light gentle touches then slowly started applying further pressure as time went on. Around 20-30 minutes in she really started the body to body massage. Not really much i can say here, just imagine an attractive naked woman gliding across your body.

Towards the end of our time, maybe 15-10 minutes left, she got to work massaging the most stressed part of my body and told me i can touch her, though she seemed adverse to me trying to touch her private parts. Totally understandable, once again, I am the weirdo paying for her to massage me.
Anyway, it seemed as though I was more stressed than I thought cuz I ended up running the clock before I came but she was nice enough to work on me for another 5 minutes which was enough thankfully.

At the end of it i showered, was let out and was left satisfied. Definitely a positive experience.

[Jettison]

If any mods see this can you move it to the review section since the post reviews thing isn't working out for me. Cheers.

[Waterhouse]

You've indicated this was a positive booking, however you haven’t mentioned the location or provided a link.

FYI there’s a known bug where new reviews currently need to be submitted via the link on Regional Board itself.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=255697.msg2609257#msg2609257

[CoolTiger]

If any mods see this can you move it to the review section since the post reviews thing isn't working out for me. Cheers.

You've indicated this was a positive booking, however you haven’t mentioned the location or provided a link.

FYI there’s a known bug where new reviews currently need to be submitted via the link on Regional Board itself.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=255697.msg2609257#msg2609257

I have put the review in the London section. Please confirm if this is correct.

As Yondu mentions, you also need to provide us with a link.

[Goldfinch]

External Link/Members Only

[Jettison]

Thank you mods for moving the post and thanks Goldfinch for the link.
The location was Ealing Common.

[Goldfinch]

thanks Goldfinch for the link.

 

[RAJEC]

Any description of your fair maiden?

[tantraman]

... I'm let in and greeted by Chloe and damn she's beautiful. I know appearances and beauty is all subjective (what isn't) but damn.

This be her, Bud? ...

Hidden Image/Members Only

[Jettison]

This be her, Bud? ...

Hidden Image/Members Only

Yessir though she looks fantastic i feel that the images were touched up a bit. Keep that in If you're really precise about appearance.

[LLPunting]

Thanks OP.

Why do you label yourself a weirdo multiple times because you're there for a b2b?  You've punted at least once before.

Was she naked from the start?

Was her style sensual from the start or was it matter of fact?

Any teasing with kisses or breathing in your ear? licking? sexy chat?

Your description seems pretty neutral and ambivalent despite your "positive" experience in your state of self-loathing.

[Jettison]

Thanks OP.

Why do you label yourself a weirdo multiple times because you're there for a b2b?  You've punted at least once before.

Was she naked from the start?

Was her style sensual from the start or was it matter of fact?

Any teasing with kisses or breathing in your ear? licking? sexy chat?

Your description seems pretty neutral and ambivalent despite your "positive" experience in your state of self-loathing.

Self deprecation is, at this point, my calling card. And to answer your other questions.
1. She got naked pretty much immediately after i washed and dried off. She tried to make the whole experience a bit more casual and relax by saying "now we're the same."
2. She kept it sensual and gentle from the start.
3. Their was no teaseing of that kind but we did talk sporadically throughout the session.

My writing does need some work in fleshing out my experiences better and as well as getting rid of the self destructive self descriptions. Hopefully I'll get use to this sooner than later.

[LLPunting]

Self deprecation is, at this point, my calling card. And to answer your other questions.
1. She got naked pretty much immediately after i washed and dried off. She tried to make the whole experience a bit more casual and relax by saying "now we're the same."
2. She kept it sensual and gentle from the start.
3. Their was no teaseing of that kind but we did talk sporadically throughout the session.

My writing does need some work in fleshing out my experiences better and as well as getting rid of the self destructive self descriptions. Hopefully I'll get use to this sooner than later.

Thanks for the clarification.
Keep it matter of fact and just stick to what she did to make the experience good or bad.  No need to inform us of your emotional state unless you think it compromises your judgement.  We're interested in her services, appearance, attitude, extras, not how well you serviced her, so no need to be anxious or revelatory about yourself again unless you think it compromises your objective reporting.
Be assertive about getting what she agreed to(or a refund) but don't be a dick, NEVER refer to this site and always admit ignorance of it.

Good luck with your future punts.

[Jettison]

Thanks for the clarification.
Keep it matter of fact and just stick to what she did to make the experience good or bad.  No need to inform us of your emotional state unless you think it compromises your judgement.  We're interested in her services, appearance, attitude, extras, not how well you serviced her, so no need to be anxious or revelatory about yourself again unless you think it compromises your objective reporting.
Be assertive about getting what she agreed to(or a refund) but don't be a dick, NEVER refer to this site and always admit ignorance of it.

Good luck with your future punts.

Thanks for the advice I'm still kinda lost on a lot of the proper etiquette (specifically what is an acceptable price for things) and the review process so I'll be sure to keep this in mind.

[pisceanuk]

Thanks for the review. Sorry if I missed something, where is she from ? Romanian ?

[Weathersmo]

have always seen escorts , maybe give this a try

[Jettison]

Thanks for the review. Sorry if I missed something, where is she from ? Romanian ?

Sorry but i didn't ask.

[jayj301599]

How far was the place from Ealing station?

[Dr Talueng]

I visited there last weekend (Review incoming!).

It's not Ealing Station, it's Ealing Common Station (District & Piccadily line). I drove, but it's about 10 minutes walk max.