External Link/Members OnlyA measure of the desolate Escort scene in Brum + its surrounding areas that I had to dip my toe into the dark underworld of VS (aka Vat of Shit) ! AdWhore searches yielded an eclectic mix of expensive,unproven newbies(not prepared to pay 100 smackers/HH),super BBWs that made Jabba the Hut look anorexic ,profiles dodgier than Delboy Trotter,and washed-up old bovines needing to be put out to their retirement pastures.Oh dearie me !
Anyways,contacted this SP for a booking :
Comms-actually v.good,until I got to the business end.....Answered phone straight away ,postcode given,confirmed time.British-born accent + articulate.
Intended venue - whorehouse apartment blocks near Arena Birmingham/Sealife : probably well known to a lot of Brum punters.
Agreed fee -50 /30
Agreed services - Sleeved shagging + owo (didn't ask if she did DFK or CIM,but she stipulated no A-levels).
Pinged text 10mins before start to forewarn her about my arrival.Airwave silence.Phoned 2mins before . Answerphone .Phoned X3 on the dot and at several minute intervals after agreed time.Fill in the rest of the story.........
No reply/apology forthcoming as yet.When I spoke to her,she was clear she didn't do A-levels.Well, she exhibited higher achievement,right up to PhD level + beyond, in f*cking me around . TW + unreliable(in my case,anyway).Well earnt
red rosette.You have been warned.......
Minor rant over.
LM
