External Link/Members OnlyIf you’d like my review in a nut shell it would simply be: Stupid fat ugly stinky whore
Made a booking and coms were ok. She only communicates on adultwork messaging until she sends you the number just before the meeting, which is fucking stupid. She was touring in Standsted
Turned up 10 mins early, and was told that I now had to wait another 45 minutes after the agreed time as she isn’t ready yet. Probably had her head buried in a plate of steak and kidneys pies for all I know.
Waited and waited, and had to keep refreshing the Adultwork website on my phone until my battery almost died, but luckily (or unluckily) got a message back at 5% battery with her number and instructions.
Door opened.... I was pissed off. Pictures are in accurate. She’s fat and wobbles and isn’t sexy in my honest opinion. She’s tall, looks like god forsaken chav, and behaves like one. I don’t know why I stayed and wish I didn’t, but the long wait and anticipation relocated my central processing unit to my bellend.
Handed the money (wasted 130 on that) and showered, Came back she was almost naked with clothing covering her gut.... Did I mention how fat she was? She wasn’t up for anal, her owo was abysmal, her crack stank of a dead dog that had been raped to death by Satan. Fuck it, Wish I could forget. She gave no good reason for rejecting those services. I’m usually treated very well by WGs as I always arrive on time clean and fresh and speak to them with respect. After the toothy OWO we started of in mish, then proceeded to doggy. There was no passion, and she wasn’t interested after taking the money. I had to think of my favourite porn scenes to pop so that I could at least get something out of this. Left within 25 mins of going in, that includes showering time.
‘‘Twas a wank in a pussy. And a bad one at that.
Her profile is mostly bollocks and is just a way to bait people in.
Would I return? NO! I’d rather eat a fresh turd
I hate cunts like her
