External Link/Members OnlyVisited a few weeks ago.
Neutral review for me, but to younger randy punters may have considered it positive, depending on your expectations.
My days of full service massage parlours are long gone, and hope these days is for a pleasant relaxing, sensuous massage with a hint of extras to come.
My first mistake was probably asking for a 30 Mon massage for the first time, thinking I'd save a bit of money, with a shorter massage but following the same format.
Walked in...nice looking girl...about 40?????, Hopeless at judging, as they all look young to me.... introduced as Coco. (Not the same as Pink Peony's.
Nice room...stripped of....no towel and waited.
Short chat, not much attempt at massage, then after a few minutes asked if wanted extras.
Dick brain agreed on £40 for body to body.
So I was asked to turn over....no attempt at body to body up to now.
Turned over and she had stripped and looked good.....false boobs I think, but not obviously fake.
For me at this stage, the dick brain wasn't working, and the ol'codger brain was taking over as everything was happening a bit too quickly.
I was hoping that the body to body massage might wake dick brain up, but it never happened.
She just stayed at arms length, sat near my legs, with her feet towards my head, and started pouring some oil on a lifeless, sulking cock.
Performance anxiety was now taking over by ol'codger brain, and dick brain was shouting for help.
After 2 recent good punt experiences, I hadn't brought my trusty cock ring, so desperate measures were called for.
The emergency procedure of a shoe lace and reef knot usually worked, but not on this occasion.
Even a bowline, round turn and two half hitches, and a Sheepshank, weren't helping much.
Somehow managed to climax,. but not an enjoyable experience for me.
All I can say is that it's a nice place, room was good,. for someone mainly looking for the extras and not bothered with any massage it's probably OK.
For me, it was too rushed, quite embarrassing and for the thousandth time, I'm never going to punt again!😥.....heard that one before!
