Author Topic: Massage by Karen - Crystal Palace  (Read 2175 times)


7 review(s) for Massage by Karen  (2 positive, 1 neutral, 4 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline Londoner2000

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OK so firstly you don’t need to tell me I’m an idiot.  I think this is my fifth review all with the local girls within a 2 mile radius of me. I’d messaged this girl before but didn’t hear back from her for a couple of days so I was excited & just drove there without  bothering to cross track reviews here.  If I had read this it would’ve saved me  Half an hour.

 The girl is not the girl in the photos. Also she Ain’t 28,  more like 38.  I don’t like bullshit so I left straight away. On the plus side, her communication was OK.  But really don’t know why people keep doing this there must be a way to stop this from happening.  I’ve literally wasted four days of my life trying to meet a cheap reliable British working girl in london on aw.  It really shouldn’t take this long, it never did back in the day. I just don’t want to pay 200 pounds an hour for pleasure

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Not booking Hungarians might help the cause lol.

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Says she does outcalls only, so where were you driving to ?

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Says she does outcalls only, so where were you driving to ?

He is driving me round the bend ... how is he still here?

Offline Londoner2000

Postcode was se19  No she agreed to incall as I couldn’t host. Small flat in an estate don’t think it’s  hers but i’m not sure. She didn’t seem to know how to buzz me in at first that’s the only reason i’m skeptical she lives there normally.
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Postcode was se19  No she agreed to incall as I couldn’t host. Small flat in an estate don’t think it’s  hers but i’m not sure. She didn’t seem to know how to buzz me in at first that’s the only reason i’m skeptical she lives there normally.

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Offline Londoner2000

🤦🏻‍♂️ Sorry my bad.  Yes thanks for the link you sent it a couple days ago and I read through it but  forgot the part about full postcodes
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Offline Trex

5 straight negatives reviews from you. Jesus your on a unlucky streak, if I wrote 5 negs in a row I would quit punting and go back on Tinder again.

Offline Londoner2000

Hahaaa  I actually did and it worked  which is why I’ve spent a week off 🤣 and had an impromptu last minute holiday.
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Offline Palace123

sorry to hear that dude. woah...5 negs in a row....might be worth a change of strategy?  Bullshitters always bait with lower prices, her £150 for a good looking British outcall doesn't look right in todays prices. No-one wants to pay more but in reality if paying less means getting less / bad experiences - probably worth just a few more quid for a good time with a well reviewed girl.
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