Author Topic: Claryce - Canary Wharf  (Read 785 times)


5 review(s) for Claryce (1 positive, 0 neutral, 4 negative) [Indexed by Sinz]

Offline yujames123

This review a little old, saw Claryce a few months back but thought would leave a review.

Booked half hour appointment a few months ago.

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In short, the girl was pretty - she is the girl in the pictures and her gallery has plenty of good pictures. The flat is near canary wharf and I was pleasantly surprised when she opened the door.

When I visited the bed was unusable for some reason (some BS reason like it gave her bruises or something?) she suggested we use a floor mat instead and I agreed.

Made some small talk first and took my clothes off. On with the dom and proceeded OW. I enjoyed it actually and I did find the girl attractive, gave me an instant hard on. Then moved onto the floor mat where she got herself into doggy position. She is very dominant, pretty much leading the whole interaction up until this point. Did some doggy and actually felt myself finishing so asked her for missionary.

This is when it all went downhill. Proceeded to RO however she was quick to snap back she had sensitive nipples. She kind of squealed and was like 'stop!'

I licked her elsewhere and asked her 'is this ok?' and she was like 'not really'. Not sure why but at this point my erection just died and I couldn't get back into the mood. She made no effort to get me back into it and kept talking about how some punters couldn't keep it hard. She knew I was new to punting so was careful to say 'not you obviously I am talking about guys who see escorts all the time but still can't get it up'.

She was also very keen to make a point that 'it wasn't her fault' and that 'there was nothing she was doing wrong'. I was just thinking well you could put some bloody effort into it.  :angry:

Her phone was also buzzing constantly so she kept checking it. I paid extra for a kiss (I think £10 on her extras) and it was literally a peck on the cheek when I walked in.  :dash:

At this point I just wanted to get it over with and she proceeded to HJ me until I came.

Left feeling very unsatisfied.

She is attractive, but a very bossy girl who is quick to snap at you. She will complain her nipples are very sensitive and I guess at that point she just gave up on the whole thing and was intent on trying to shift the blame how it wasn't her fault I didn't have a hard on for her.  For me, that just killed the mood. I would definitely avoid unless you think you can handle that and still have a good time. 



Offline peter purves

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Sorry to hear mate  :dash: :(

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Offline Raven

Cheers for the review op  :drinks:

dusty phone time might change her attitude  :dash:

Offline Jerk Chicken

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Sorry to hear of you shit punt OP.

Why didn't you check on UKP before your punt? This pro has 3 negatives out of 4; you wet clearly up against receiving a good shag.

Better luck next time.
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Offline chris44

Nothing has changed with her except that people are still giving her money for being crap at everything

Did try to warn people on this one

London / London/Krystall Kym - Brick Lane
« by chris44 on June 03, 2018, 08:31:14 pm »
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Didn't find any reviews on here for this one so thought i would give it a go. Bit of a mistake. She's very good at telling you what she doesn't like and to hurry. Very boring and very very functional. Don't know where her AW reviews come from. The flat is pretty crap just off Brick Lane. Also she's bigger than the pictures make out. A negative from me.

Offline yujames123

Sorry to hear of you shit punt OP.

Why didn't you check on UKP before your punt? This pro has 3 negatives out of 4; you wet clearly up against receiving a good shag.

Better luck next time.

Haha I didn't know this forum existed back then! Now know better  :drinks:

Offline bonapati

I recognise that flat, the bed and sofa.

General rule is you won’t find a decent SP working there. They move around every four weeks.
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Offline king tarzan

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To be honest very attractive woman..
Did everything I liked... Even dfk!!
Her ⚽⚽were yummy tasty!!

But sadly her pathetic nonsense attitude let's her down BIG TIME..


If the bad bossy attitude wasn't there would of been a good hottie to see once in a while.... :dash: :dash:
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