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External Link/Members OnlyName is listed as Ann Megan on her web page. I paid £100 for an hour of her time (usual fee £120 but special offer at the moment)
Ok so this is another where I am banging my head on the wall for being foolish. After punting for 12 years or so I rarely get caught out nowadays and tend to do my research on here before letting go of my hard earned cash. However, it was a hot day, I was feeling randy and I had an unexpected hour free at short notice so couldn't let the opportunity go. I rang several on my HL and none were available so Ann Megan was about plan F and she answered the phone almost straight away. She had been on my HL for a long time but I didn't have time to read her feedback or consult this site, assuming (wrongly as it turns out) that if I had put her on my HL at sometime in the past she must be quite reasonable! First mistake! Even her AW feedback would have rung alarm bells.
Anyway I turned up at her flat and she opened the door in the usual mysterious manner. Looks wise she was an acceptable 6.5/10. A little chubbier than her photos and mid thirties but not too bad looking. I had a shower - quite good facilities and clean towel so all boding well so far. However no kiss or warm welcome.
Once back in the room she insisted on spraying my hands with a disinfectant spray, despite the fact I have short nails and had just had a shower but what the hell, it is her body. She asked me to get on the bed. It was a hot day and there was a waft of BO from the towel on the bed - at least I think it was the towel - not very pleasant anyway. Still no kissing or real connection. She asked if I wanted a massage. Not really I just wanted to get on with it. She started applying a condom and I asked for OWO but apparently she had just had her teeth implants done hence only OW and no kissing (would have been nice to know this before as DFK and OWO/CIM is still on her profile. Rather unimpressive, slightly toothy BJ, definitely no DT and I was not really feeling like the earth was moving for me. She stopped and said "just tell me when you want to fuck" and carried on! That sort of broke my concentration and any pretence of a GFE so I decided to just go for some RO. She was clean and fresh but when I started to move my hand down she grabbed it and said "No Fingers". Odd as fingering is on her likes list and she even disinfected my hands after my shower but what the hell. She was not desperately responsive so I entered her in mish and blew in the bag after a few minutes of vigorous pumping.
Conversation was a bit stilted in the interval as her English is not great and she kept texting on her mobile between sentences, something that irritates enormously when I am paying for her time and undivided attention. She can handle a basic conversation but nothing beyond that despite her profile stating she could "sit back and thrive in stimulating conversation as she is known for her witty banter". Well maybe in Hungarian....
I had to prompt her for round two and she seemed surprised to be asked and said just a hand job for second round. I wasn't going to argue since OW does nothing for me and a HJ was going to get me off quicker than sex the second time. The HJ was below average and very mechanical but eventually I blew and she immediately stood up and offered a shower.
So in short, no kissing, no cuddles, no OWO, no fingering and a generally disconnected businesslike air about her. Why the neutral and not a negative you ask? Well I went for a pump and dump and that was what I got. She was a plan F, last minute punt and I was not expecting great things so I left feeling reasonably OK but not elated. It was also a discounted price of £100. There are many much better at that price (Aleksandra for instance
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External Link/Members Only) If I had planned a punt with her on the basis of her profile it would have been a definite negative. Maybe I am being too kind but that is what I felt at the time.
The Good£100 discounted from £120
Clean towel
The NeutralReasonable bathroom and shower gel provided
Not a stunner. Older than stated and heavier
The BadSmelly bed
No OWO
No kissing or DFK
No fingering
Detached mechanical attitude
Would I return. Not a chance
