External Link/Members OnlyThis was a 'on the spur of the moment' booking, based upon seeing this place mentioned here in UKP. I have long wanted to try a 'soapy' here in the UK as a comparison to those I've tried in Thailand. I phoned and booked on Sunday early afternoon, for in the early evening. The address and post-code arrived about 10 minutes later, and I was told to call again when I was outside to get the exact address.
Location: Ealing Common, and about 10 minutes walk from there; I drove there, and parked on the streets nearby.
Time: Sunday.
The venue: a private flat in immaculate condition. I've been to a few places which were marginally more than a scuzzy mattress and blanket on the floor (and I walked!), and this place is the complete opposite.
Provider: Chloe. Medium height, nice and curvy. A nice smiley face, very smooth skin with no trace of tan-lines. Very nice sized and shaped boobs. Says she's here on Sundays. I detected a slight Scottish accent.
Fee: 150 - expensive for what it is, but there are no 'extras', and you get exactly what you order from the services menu.
Paperwork sorted out, she offered a drink and went to collect (and stash my paperwork), and she asked me to undress.
Came back with the water (in a decanter, no less!) with ice and lemon.
Straight into the adjacent bathroom, and into the shower. She strips off and joins me. Plenty of soap and water, and a brisk rub-down with a sponge (note: a 'brand new' sponge, packet opened whilst in the shower with me). She soaps me down, top to bottom, front and back.
Next, out into the main room which has an air-bed type thing on the floor; candles are burning, music playing gently.
I lay face-down, and there are mirrors either side so that I can admire the view behind me. Cloe applies lots more soap and warm water, and slides up and down. I've had plenty of Thai massages before, and I'd say that this was a 'light to medium' massage. Occasional reach-under and stroke my balls.
After about 25 minutes I turn over, and she repeats the process on my front. I'm quite hard by this point, and she wastes no time in telling me the rules - I can touch her boobs, but I'm not allowed near 'her private parts' (her words! how quaint). She's more than adequately built to give me a soapy boob-job, but it's not my thing - I prefer a 'hands-on' finish. She slides up next to me so I can fondle her bum while she finishes the hand job.
We overran by about 10 minutes, not an issue.
Recommended: Yes. There's no negotiating on the prices, so you know what you're getting before you start.
Would I go again: Yes.
