Author Topic: naughtycarol7 - Colwyn Bay - Avoid !!  (Read 4164 times)


3 review(s) for cathymay9 (0 positive, 0 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by nigel4498]

Offline Dirtyukguy

Colwyn Bay

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Jesus H Christ where do I start ?

I had this punt a few months back but wanted to leave it a bit before the review.

I was in Wales with work and was feeling the horn so looked for a 30min punt and she fitted the bill. Comms were good and I was directed to a large victorian house near the main shopping street. That when it went down hill, I rang the bell and the door was answered by a woman who must have been in hers 90's, I thought "oh fuck". Luckily this turned out to be 'mum who was ushered away by Carol who then showed me into the back room. I thought things couldn't get worse but they did as sat in the back room playing candy crush was what appeared to be 'Dad', who didn't acknowledge me or the hardcore pron being played on the telly. Carol disappeared before what I presume was 'Hubby' popped his  head in and asked if I wanted a cup of tea, I declined.
Carol then came back into the room and sat next to me and started to stroke my leg, I asked to go somewhere private so we reluctantly took me upstairs. What followed was a joke, despite the profile making out shes some sort of sex minx she refused. oral, reverse oral, and even touching, she refused to take any clothes off.   :dash:She eventually finished me off with a handjob as I closed my eyes and tried to think of someone else. Upon conlcusion she asked me to collect my 'junk', I had a bag with me, and leave. I happily did.

What started out as a strange old punt which on reflection would have made me chuckle was ruined by her piss poor attitude in the bedroom. I met the rest of the family and they seemed so much nicer  :D

In short avoid this scammer at all costs I ened up wishing I had given the 90yr old a go  :(

Offline Bonio

Haha fuck me, how long ago was this? Didn't you see the earlier review of her?

I see she has put up some new photos. She's a honey!

Offline Grumpy Pumpy

Fuck me, horrific.

But you were short changed OP. I believe a previous punter was offered a bacon butty

Offline iverthickone

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Sorry you had a bad one, but LOL!

She looks a bloody stunner!  :lol:

Offline Steelworker

Sorry for the bad punt but I’m glad you did it as the review is priceless  :D

SeekingtheTruth

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No offer of a bacon butty? that's disappointing

Offline Happyjose

Her gallery pic showing her pissing on a swing in a kids playpark is particularly classy

Offline hitman33

Fucking Jesus Christ! Fitted the bill? I'd give up punting!

Offline aps

oh dear. Another classy review of this SP

Offline clevertrevor

Great pricing too. £80/hr.  £200/2 hrs. £400/4hrs then £400 overnight.     Wouldn't want to wake up with that!

Offline Dirtyukguy

It was before the previous report
I was wondering whether to put it up because it was so far fetched I’m not sure if anyone would have believed it. However when I saw he got offered a bacon butty I saw my arse  :dash:

Offline DevilD

Shit, that's yet another grim one from North Wales....it must be something to do with the Nonconformists :lol:

Dai Llama

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Sorry to hear; she sounds horrific. Certainly one to swerve big time.

billojenkins

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The gallery of photos is like something off a adult version of benny hill or carry on film .

Hilarious.  Thanks for taking one for the team so to speak. Will give it a miss haha

Offline Taggart

Jesus, just puked my lunch.
45? Makes me look 21 then FFS. Speechless at others tastes. Sorry OP.

Offline Dirtyukguy

Jesus, just puked my lunch.
45? Makes me look 21 then FFS. Speechless at others tastes. Sorry OP.

 :D

Offline xxlmuscles

Great pricing too. £80/hr.  £200/2 hrs. £400/4hrs then £400 overnight.     Wouldn't want to wake up with that!

Must be fixing her prices on Brexit


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one of her pics mentions "sexy family fun " where as another says "pervy grandad love him,"

im scared :(
Banned reason: Ex sex worker with zero useful contribution to make
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Offline Bonio

one of her pics mentions "sexy family fun " where as another says "pervy grandad love him,"

im scared :(

You shouldn't be running down the competition  :P

Offline shyboy1

Holy Christ on a bike.!!
Why did I have to look at the profile  :scare:
Some things you just can’t unsee.
I’ll never go in a Morrissons Cafe again that’s for sure.  :lol:

MarkC64

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Haha I have just read her AW profile, I think you were very lucky, definitely a mad house

Offline Nj72

No reverse oral? That’s something I’d never have found out :wackogirl:

Offline robsmith149

I may be going to North Wales next week and just came across this profile, sounds grim but at least this thread gave me a laugh.

Is there anyone decent anywhere between Rhyl and Llandudno? everything I've seen looks awful.

Offline xxlmuscles

It is, don't waste your money.