Jessica Jensen - Sheffield Tour - March 2019

[N3rd]

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Comms - Comms were good. Booking was arranged quickly via a couple of AW messages. Jessica came across as friendly.

Location - Hotel near Blonk Street. Lifts are now key carded so Jessica hid one outside.

Appearance - Jessica's pics are accurate. If anything I'd say she was a little skinnier IRL.

Personality - No idea, there was little chatting or interaction. I have no idea what she's like as a person.

The Meet - Meet was delayed by 20mins as Jessica had to change rooms, the shower in the old room kept setting off the smoke alarm.

Once in the room I can't remember there being much in the way of chat and she seemed a bit off.

Money paid, stripped off and got on the bed. Jessica discarded her dressing gown revealing a nice set of matching undies and joined me on the bed.

What proceeded next was an odd session of OWO. Open mouthed, bobbing up and down making those glug glug noises. Felt alright but nothing special. The curtains were open and I was tempted to ask her to suck me off stood in front of the window (4th floor so little chance of anyone seeing anything), but her demeanour suggested it'd be a bad idea.

After 10 minutes or so of this, she stripped, rubbered me up and climbed aboard. Sex was again alright, little enthusiasm shown.

Another 10 mins and Jessica climbed off and derubbered me. More glug glug OWO and then finished me off by hand.

Back on her phone before I even finished dressing. While dressing I asked if I could ask her a question and she responded quite tersely "As long as it's not offensive".

Left without being shown to the door.

Money - £100 for 30 mins

Positives - Pornstar.

Negatives - The whole meet just felt sort of flat.

Verdict - Negative - It's possible I caught Jessica on an off day or maybe the delay put her off her stride, but there are several other reviews confirming the same. I honestly felt like an inconvenience. You'd think someone who's an "actor" would be able to put on an act. Guess I fell for the OMG I get to fuck a pornstar hype. Still, I get to say I've fucked someone from GoT 

[jc1971]

Sounds awful! Did you have to ask permission to speak?

[hullad]

She is on my bucket list, been there a few years never seem to be able to dovetail in some how about seven times.

Its kismet or the punting gods are protecting me 

[stevedave]

I'm intrigued, what question did you want to ask??

[Aji81]

I'm intrigued, what question did you want to ask??

Likewise! Plus the key card hidden outside?! Did you have to ‘re-hide’ it on your way back out?

[mrfishyfoo]

The keycards are a consequence of all the cheapskate Roms that used the place. At her rates she could, and should, have a better incall !!!

Shame about the punt  MrN albeit cheers for sharing fella.

[camshaft72uk]

A dissapointing read.

Been on my hotlist forever,  but doubt I will ever see her following reviews like this.

[Ali Katt]

6 negatives suggest it's not an off day.

[Scuderia Fan]

I started the booking process the last time she was in Sheffield. Then saw her previous reviews on here and cancelled.

But that's the problem with porn stars. They act for the camera giving it their all but as escorts can be a massive let down.

[N3rd]

Sounds awful! Did you have to ask permission to speak?

  I wasn't told to shush, but I got the distinct impression she was less than interested in talk. Can't remember any of the small talk you usually get.

I'm intrigued, what question did you want to ask??

I've always wondered how porn scripts differ from conventional scripts so she was the perfect person to ask. To be fair to her she did answer me, but the initial reaction took me back.

Plus the key card hidden outside?! Did you have to ‘re-hide’ it on your way back out?

Yep, and yep. Very clandestine. Hidden behind a plant by the entrance.

[Messy boy]

I don’t think being in Game of Thrones is much of a selling point.
Thanks for the review

[SYorksPunter]

also, it was a proper 'blink and you'd miss it' scene in Game of Thrones. Some porn girls like Sahara Knite or Masie Dee could genuinely claim to have 'been in' GoT, as they had speaking roles. I think Jessica was just wandering round in the background. Makes me laugh that's her major selling point!

[MrMatrix]

Blimey OP what a shit punt with someone you'd think would be good. 6 negatives says shes a shit punt. I comment as I have always been interested in her, took her off my HL some time ago. £200 is a lot to invest with such a poor performer. I've upgraded her to my BL, I dont want to be caught off guard and book her by mistake. Real shame, as I'm sure if she tried she could be an awsome shag.
Thanks for the review, you have saved a lot of us wasting our hard earned cash. Best of luck next punt.