Saw Valerie late last yr.Would've popped a review up earlier but only just got the chance to.
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Initial texting + then final guidance calls from her.Confirmed services (OWO:CIM:gloved sex).Bit curt when I couldn't hear her intercom instructions having had difficulty operating the apartment block keypad.
Where Apartment,Five Ways area,off Bath Row .At night.A few dodgy looking hooded "Dem Bad Man Dem" youfs on bikes circling the area.
Left me alone,though.Must be safe,fam.
Dosh £80 : 30 - jumped to 90,now 100 !
Valerie + her serviceUsual escort amnesia where they've" forgotten" a few yrs,looks late 20s+ IMO. AW pics flattering,5'4" odd, chunkier + dumpier than they suggest(size 10/12?).Decent 32B/C perky boobs,slight belly,big ass,acceptable package but nothing too remarkable.Whispy fanny.
Face looks "mature".Not a 2nd/3rd/4th glance stunner,but not something out of "The Hills Have Eyes" either.Tied up dark dreadlocks.Educated + articulate.In a bathrobe.
Showered + lay on bed, asked for a short warm up massage to get the fella interested for his serious later business.Valerie spent a few mins faffing around with her playlist + oils,before getting down to it.Average + didn't go below the waist.Broke off periodically to mess with the music on phone and oils.Sneakily peeped at my wristwatch from time to time,vainly hoping she would ask me to turn over + launch into a suck + f*ck fest . As if . Not forthcoming .Minor shades of my punt with Merry J in 2018.Around the 15min mark,had to nudge her by asking when the fireworks were starting?
Got the hint ,turned over + she began her suction.No FK offered.BJ ok but didn't get me howling with ecstasy.Rubbered up + took her in doggy,she's got a jiggly big butt.Probably the highlight of the punt,as the sight of those big ol' jellies jumping around from my vigorous pumps got the syrup simmering.Finished up with me busting in her mouth with her putting on some fake porn squeals.To her credit,took it well without flinching.
Cleaned up,a natter + gone.
Thoughts......
I know a 1st meeting may be awkward.But, couldn't take nearly enough positives from the punt to consider a green or even a grey,or returning unless absolutely desperate.The main issue ,obviously,was the lack of any meaningful sex action for the 1st half . Also lacked eroticism + energy.
Could be that she misunderstood my massage request? Made this clear,though,that it was to get me going for the main course.And, when I asked her when the fun + games were starting,she wasn't surprised,so she knew what I was expecting(and from our texting).
Minor issues-zero kissing + her figure wasn't accurately depicted.I can deal with these,if they are compensated for with really memorable sex.But they weren't.........
Her service level,in parts, was like that of a jaded old parlour mare who'd been at it for decades + knew a lot of timewasting tricks in the book/Encyclopaedia Prostituta,not a new kid on the block young escort wanting to build a solid,returning client base.
If I was dissatisfied with paying 80 for 30,you would know my thoughts regarding her current ton-per-half rate.
Could've been me + we just didn't "click",of course.Will leave it to you to decide......Red,I'm afraid.
Cheers,LM
Topic: Valerie Black : less-than memorable service,poor VFM : Birmingham (Read 2324 times)