Author Topic: Englishflorence - TOFTT London Outcall  (Read 1017 times)


5 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 5206618) (2 positive, 1 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by WARSZAWA16]

Offline Palace123

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Its a neutral because the sex was pleasurable and she was an affable girl - but only just.

Booking: All fine, responsive and communicative through-out.

The Girl: I was expecting the body in the pics but sadly that not her now. Disappointing, she really needs to change her pics because you are making a booking for something you are not getting. She's a good few sizes and stones larger. Friendly and talkative with large natural breasts. She's definitely English - that was accurate.

Session:

The owo was fine, didn't really excite me, but no complaints. Happy to provide DFK, mostly help yourself.

While very personable there was just too much talking from the start. She choose a single seat on the opposite side of the room and seemed more interested in developing conversation than sex (that old chestnut).

We finally started fooling around and I began sensing she just came from another booking despite claiming she was doing her "real" job that day. After some touching, she got up and went to the bathroom. While she was gone  I detected her scent on my hand, it didn't smell the freshest and I'm sure I also caught whiff of latex (condoms). When she returned I decided not to go down on her (which I always do if the girl is fresh).

Overall we also lost about 15 minutes to her arriving slightly late and leaving slightly early. Zero chance of two sessions, barely one decent one....during which it was so hot so I asked for breather thinking we were only pausing  - she struck up conversation again and then the next thing she's off to the bathroom and getting ready to leave. I've generally found that part time out-callers don't rush at all, and invariably stay on after time especially if there's been some chatting beforehand, but she definitely didn't fit this mould.

Either the connection just wasn't there on this one, or, she's a bit on the lazy side. Sex is the currency here and for the allocated booking time there just wasn't enough of it. I'm not a guy who pops quickly and need a decent amount of sex, but most of the allotted time was absorbed verbally, despite the relaxed vibe, this, in retrospect, felt to me to be somewhat engineered to run down the clock. Some kind of warning would have been nice, better still, if she initiated more physical contact I would not have been left with this opinion. 

I can't say it was a complete negative because she genuinely comes across well, polite and very friendly and when she is having sex it seemed quite natural, not forced or mechanical. But She didn't seem to care about leaving me unsatisfied coming up with an excuse to leave (although no doubt more notes would have changed her mind sharpish but Tbh I didn't want to spend more money on more expensive conversation). Feeling unsatisfied I went to see Miss Adrianna straight afterwards. For half the amount I had twice the fun and ended up running over - highly mutually satisfying experience. She also looks just like her pics. It really was the total opposite of the Florence experience.


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Offline king tarzan

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Its a neutral because the sex was pleasurable and she was an affable girl - but only just.

Booking: All fine, responsive and communicative through-out.

The Girl: I was expecting the body in the pics but sadly that not her now. Disappointing, she really needs to change her pics because you are making a booking for something you are not getting. She's a good few sizes and stones larger. Friendly and talkative with large natural breasts. She's definitely English - that was accurate.

Session:

The owo was fine, didn't really excite me, but no complaints. Happy to provide DFK, mostly help yourself.

While very personable there was just too much talking from the start. She choose a single seat on the opposite side of the room and seemed more interested in developing conversation than sex (that old chestnut).

We finally started fooling around and I began sensing she just came from another booking despite claiming she was doing her "real" job that day. After some touching, she got up and went to the bathroom. While she was gone  I detected her scent on my hand, it didn't smell the freshest and I'm sure I also caught whiff of latex (condoms). When she returned I decided not to go down on her (which I always do if the girl is fresh).

Overall we also lost about 15 minutes to her arriving slightly late and leaving slightly early. Zero chance of two sessions, barely one decent one....during which it was so hot so I asked for breather thinking we were only pausing  - she struck up conversation again and then the next thing she's off to the bathroom and getting ready to leave. I've generally found that part time out-callers don't rush at all, and invariably stay on after time especially if there's been some chatting beforehand, but she definitely didn't fit this mould.

Either the connection just wasn't there on this one, or, she's a bit on the lazy side. Sex is the currency here and for the allocated booking time there just wasn't enough of it. I'm not a guy who pops quickly and need a decent amount of sex, but most of the allotted time was absorbed verbally, despite the relaxed vibe, this, in retrospect, felt to me to be somewhat engineered to run down the clock. Some kind of warning would have been nice, better still, if she initiated more physical contact I would not have been left with this opinion. 

I can't say it was a complete negative because she genuinely comes across well, polite and very friendly and when she is having sex it seemed quite natural, not forced or mechanical. But She didn't seem to care about leaving me unsatisfied coming up with an excuse to leave (although no doubt more notes would have changed her mind sharpish but Tbh I didn't want to spend more money on more expensive conversation). Feeling unsatisfied I went to see Miss Adrianna straight afterwards. For half the amount I had twice the fun and ended up running over - highly mutually satisfying experience. She also looks just like her pics. It really was the total opposite of the Florence experience.


easy peasy... not what i expected... bye bye and shut front door.. done that once..
and wouldn't hesitate to do again...
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Offline ilovekungfu

Your review of course but I view this as a clear negative. Had her on my hot list from an RB bid but now removed and black listed. Thanks again, for the review.

Offline LemmyLondon

She just made a bid on my RB, thanks for the review, you just saved me some money

Thanks very much

Offline winkywanky

I agree with Mr. Kung Fu, a clear negative in my book  :(